Rootscraft — where cavemen trade rocks for diamonds and call it ‘civilization’ lol

Call, cavemen, Civilization, Create, death, diamonds, European, Guide, Install, lol, Mechanics, Mods, Nations, Numbers, process, Resounding Success, rocks, Roleplay, roleplay moment, Rootscraft, sparse food, Survival, TOKEN, Trade, Tribes, tuned-down, voice chat

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Rootscraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Continent Setting	European-esque continent
Tribes/Nations	Players encouraged to group into tribes or nations
Notable Mods	Terrafirmacraft, Firmalife, Voice Chat, Create
Gameplay	Cold mechanics, sparse food, group survival

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UVdhKKzY6m
Are the mods difficult to install?	No, the mods are extremely easy to install and we can guide you through the process.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, interactions with other players are frequent and PvP is allowed within certain guidelines.
How do I earn tokens for survival?	You earn tokens by completing interesting roleplay moments with your group.

SufferCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, compassion, contemplation, current events, deep thoughts, emotional connection, emotional response, Empathy, empathy for others, feeling overwhelmed, Global Issues, global suffering, Humanity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Reflection, Server, social justice, Societal Problems, SufferCraft, Suffering, tfw, world

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	269
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with all its suffering and sadness? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a pixelated paradise.

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GoldDiggerGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

Altruism, Charity, compassion, Donations, Empathy, empowerment, equality, female, financial assistance, gender, Generosity, Giving, GoldDiggerGoneWrong, judgment, Kindness, Minecraft, MONEY, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, subhuman, Support, WOMAN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7128	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is diamonds and the only women you’ll be giving money to are the ones selling enchanted gear at our virtual marketplace. Say goodbye to being a subhuman and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and some questionable decision-making. Who needs real life when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building elaborate structures with your new virtual besties? So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just any player, you’re a diamond-wielding, woman-respecting legend in the making!

SnackTimeSass

Communication Issues, diet control, Eating disorders, eating past 8, family conflict, family dynamics, food choices, food restrictions, health concerns, healthy eating habits, kitchen rules, late night snacking, lifestyle choices, meal schedule, meal timing, nutrition, Parent-child relationship, SnackTimeSass, teenage rebellion, unhealthy eating habits, yelling at mom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	81	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of being told when you can and can’t eat? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about a “kitchen curfew” again! Our virtual world is a place where you can snack on pretzels and cheese at any time of day or night, without fear of judgment or restrictions.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can defy all the rules of healthy eating and indulge in as many McDonald’s happy meals as your heart desires. Take your time savoring every bite, because here, slow eaters are celebrated!

And if that’s not enticing enough, join our server and never worry about getting diagnosed with a major illness in your 20s. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without any health consequences. So come on in and join the fun – your taste buds will thank you!

Minecraft Migration Mayhem

Agreement, border control, central america, colombia, cooperation, crackdown, deportation, deportation measures, enforcement, immigration, international relations, MAYHEM, migrant crisis, Migration, Minecraft, panama, policy, Regional, route, security measures, south america, U.S

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

BiochipBrainTestCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

We got researchers up in here developing some crazy blood test for brain cancer, using some fancy biochip with electrokinetic technology. They can detect biomarkers and active Epidermal Growth Factor Receptors (EGFRs) like it’s nobody’s business. And guess what? These bad boys are overexpressed in certain cancers like glioblastoma. It’s like science fiction up in here!

But wait, there’s more! We also have extracellular vesicles floating around, just waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of secrets they hold? Maybe they’ll lead you to hidden treasures or secret powers. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of something truly out of this world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Welcome to Mango Bay MC, where the coconuts are fresh and the grief is prevented!

Active, adjustments, auction house, Bay, coconuts, Community, Discord, Fresh, Grief, Homes, Ip:, Land claiming, mango, pay to win, Player Shops, Player Warps, prevented, quality of life, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, server map, Survival, Tweaks, Voting, Website

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

Overview:

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We focus on providing a friendly and engaging gameplay experience without the “pay to win” aspect.

Features:

Land claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes	Set multiple homes for easy teleportation
Player Shops	Create shops to sell items to other players
Player Warps	Set custom warps for easy navigation
Server Map	Explore the server map to discover new areas
Auction House	Participate in auctions to buy/sell items

Join Us:

IP: play.MangoBayMC.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF

Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not believe in pay-to-win. Players can rank up and get rewards by voting.
How can I protect my builds?	Players can use land claiming to protect their builds from griefing.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops to sell items to others.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer player warps, a server map, and an auction house along with other quality of life additions.

CraftyMystery Minecraft Server

CraftyMystery, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Ron, the legendary chicken whisperer of our server.

Ron was just a regular player like you, until one day he stumbled upon a secret chicken farm hidden deep within the virtual forests. Little did he know, these chickens were no ordinary poultry. They possessed magical powers that granted Ron the ability to fly like a majestic eagle across the pixelated skies.

Now, Ron rules the server with his army of flying chickens, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge his dominance. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of the chickens and join Ron in his quest for virtual glory!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of soaring through the skies on the back of a magical chicken. Who needs dragons when you have flying chickens, am I right? See you in the virtual world, fellow chicken enthusiasts!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	906244
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

VirginityVillage Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, hookup culture, Integrity, judgement, lying.., Minecraft, morality, relationships, Religious, Server, sexting, Standards, Truth, VALUES, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and integrity above all else! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can uncover juicy secrets and expose liars? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like when that guy found out his “virgin” girlfriend was actually not so innocent.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the madness!

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