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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1757 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 |
Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!
But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?