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Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

SnowBallSMP2 – Minecraft SMP

animal companion, beloved pet, cat lover, coping with loss, Emotional support, family, feline companion, fur baby, Grief, GRIEVING, Loss, Memories, Minecraft, mourning, passed away, pet bereavement, pet cat, pet loss, pet memorial, saying goodbye, smp, Snow Ball II, SnowBallSMP2

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the ghost of Snow Ball II haunts the land, causing chaos and mischief wherever she goes. Will you be able to appease her spirit with offerings of fish and catnip? Or will you fall victim to her spectral pranks?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who worship a giant potato god named Spudrick. Join their cult and gain access to exclusive potato-themed gear and privileges. Just be careful not to anger Spudrick, or you may find yourself buried alive in a mountain of potatoes!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what craziness awaits around the next corner!

TestedCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Argument, Boundaries, Break, Communication, compromise, Edition, health, Honesty, hookup, misunderstanding, Offense, reconciliation, relationship, Safety, STI, TestedCraft, Testing, Trust, trust issues, unprotected sex

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the last diamond! No need to worry about STIs here, just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow up your hard work. Plus, we have a special feature where if you hook up with two of your friends in-game, you get a special diamond sword! Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you count the time Steve stole all your diamonds, that’s a whole other story.

TehranTNTCraft

Assassination, Bomb, Conflict, Explosives, extremism, Guesthouse, Hamas Leader, international relations, investigation, iran, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Months Ago, Political, SECURITY, Smuggled, Tehran, TehranTNTCraft, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a bomb smuggled into Tehran guesthouse? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb diggity! We’re talking about crazy adventures, like when a llama rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a scratch. And don’t even get me started on the time a creeper tried to start a dance party but ended up blowing up the whole village instead. Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles that will make you feel like a total boss. So come join us and be a part of the madness, cuz this server is the real deal!

AntarcticIceShelfExplorers

Antarctic mysteries, antarctica, AntarcticIceShelfExplorers, climate change, discovery, Dotson Ice Shelf, environmental impact, Exploration, Features, geological formations, Gigantic, Hidden Depths, ice shelf, marine life, Mysterious, polar regions, remote sensing, scientific expedition, scientific research, underwater robotic survey, underwater world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	602	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

hey u! YEAH U! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit it’ll make ur brain explode with excitement?? well u gotta join this server cuz we just discovered some CRAZY stuff beneath antarctica’s ice shelf! like, we found GIANT features that are so mysterious u won’t believe ur eyes! our underwater robotic survey team went down there and uncovered some mind-blowing secrets that will blow ur mind! join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows what else we’ll find down there?! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let’s explore together!

Boomer Factions PVP: Where All the Cool Kids Play!

Active Discord, boomer, Cool, Custom Enchants, dedicated machine., Factions, hang out, Help, Kids, ONLINE, OWNER, Play, PvP, Raiding, Shrines, Survival, Sydney, Temples, Terraformed, villager trades

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Server Overview

Server IP	murkpvp.sparked.network
Bedrock IP	103.152.196.66 (Port: 19132)
Discord Invite Link	https://discord.gg/9HCEnCq8

Server Features

Our survival PVP map has JUST gone to factions, meaning its a new map and a GREAT time to join and get ahead with your team. We have the old enchanting system but a bunch of custom enchants you can get with the enchanting table or through villager trades. The whole world is custom terraformed with temples and shrines to be found, as well as HEAPS of survival pvp bases UNCLAIMED and READY to be RAIDED. We have an active discord and 5-15 players on most times, its great fun and the balance top and mcmmo top are not that old so you can get ontop easily!! The server is hosted in sydney on a dedicated machine meaning its always online, Im the owner and im active MOST of the day to help and answer questions, come and hang out.

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom enchants that can be obtained through the enchanting table or villager trades.

Q: Can I join with Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

A: Yes, you can join using the Bedrock IP provided.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: There are usually 5-15 players online at most times.

Dad’s Cuckolded MC Server

BBC, big black cock, cuckold, Cuckold Fantasy, cuckolded, Cuckolding, Dads, family dynamics, Family secrets, Femanons, fetish, forbidden desires, interracial, kinky fantasies, Server, sexual desires, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, taboo, taboo fantasy, taboo relationships, tiny white dick, voyeurism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join a server where the drama is as wild as a soap opera? Imagine a world where your dad’s tiny white dick is getting cuckolded by big black cocks… Wait, what?! Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy, even your dad is getting in on the action. He’s ready to dive into the world of BBC cuckolding because he can’t resist those videos he’s been watching. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will happen next on our server!

The Rosen Garten SMP Chronicles

Chronicles, Garten, Rosen, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us at Casino Course, where you can mine diamonds by day and hit the slots by night.

Our server is run by a group of eccentric millionaires who got bored of real life and decided to create their own virtual paradise. Rumor has it that if you win big at the casino, you might even get a chance to meet the elusive Diamond Dolphin, who grants wishes to lucky players.

But beware, the server is also home to the notorious Creeper Mafia, a group of explosive gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. Will you join forces with them or take them down from the inside? The choice is yours.

So come on down to Casino Course, where the stakes are high and the fun never stops. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

NoPawsAllowedMC

Animal shelters, animal welfare, dog ownership, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, kill shelters, no-kill shelters, NoPawsAllowedMC, pet care, pet expenses, pet food, pet neglect, pet ownership, Pets, rural living, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mines Excavated:	3078	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Votes:	824	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

🤣🐶 Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience! 🌍🔥

🐾 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a pack of wild dogs? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to feed, shelter, and care for not one, not two, but THREE dogs that magically appear in your inventory every time you log in! 🐕🐕🐕

🚗 And get this – you can’t have a driver’s license in the game, just like Claire’s fiancé Todd! So get ready to navigate the Minecraft world without any transportation, just like them! 🚫🚙

💸 Worried about finances in the game? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Just ask your fellow players for money to buy dog food, just like Claire did in real life! 💰🐶

🏡 And don’t forget, all pets must live outside on our server, just like Todd’s dad hates pets indoors! So get ready to build some epic outdoor dog shelters next to a busy rural highway! 🏠🐕🛣️

Join our server now for a LOL-tastic time and see if you have what it takes to care for three hungry Minecraft dogs! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyDilemmas #JoinTheFun

No to Creepers

10. standing firm, 11. saying no to peer pressure, 12. saying no to toxic relationships, 13. saying no to unhealthy habits, 14. saying no to negativity, 15. saying no to procrastination, 16. saying no to self-doubt, 17. saying no to fear, 18. saying no to excuses, 19. saying no to mediocrity, 2. always saying no, 20. saying no to settling for less., 3. refusing, 4. turning down, 5. rejecting, 6. denying, 7. declining, 8. saying no to certain things, 9. setting boundaries, CREEPERS, saying no

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Say no to boring servers and say yes to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!