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Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

biden, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hustle, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world news

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

Doors, doors 2, doors floor 2, doors roblox, floor 2, funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew live now, krew plays, krew roblox doors, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox door, roblox doors, roblox doors 100, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox doors funneh, roblox doors funny, roblox doors funny moments, roblox doors itsfunneh, roblox doors krew, roblox doors secret, Server, the backdoor

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9991
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13

ItsFunneh is the online pseudonym of Canadian YouTuber Kat, who is known for her family-friendly gaming content on YouTube. She creates videos of herself and her siblings playing popular games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. With over 10 million subscribers, ItsFunneh has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, known for her humor and positive attitude.

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

comparison, CraftySlavs, Cultural differences, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic composition, ethnicity, European countries, Minecraft, national identity, population demographics, race relations, racial demographics, racial makeup, racial stereotypes, regional differences, russia, Server, skin color, Slavic countries, societal perceptions, Ukraine, white population

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Votes:	9295
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!

We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

ItsIverCraft SMP: Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, it’s over, ItsIverCraft, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow sheep!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses. Our community is full of wacky characters, like Steve the llama who can breakdance like nobody’s business, and Gerald the Enderman who is convinced he’s a stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Slurp who will follow you around and serenade you with slimey love songs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. It’s iver, baby!

ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

abroad, age appropriate, Bonding, children, CoParenting, discipline, family, Fights, fun dad, hands-on, husband, me time, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, ParentingPalooza, quality time, Routine, Scary, school holidays, Server, Summer, UNFAIR

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!

ForgetMeNotCraft

#Thoughtfulness, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, Empathy, Food, ForgetMeNotCraft, forgetting, Frustration, inconsiderate, Marriage, neglect, passive aggressive, relationship, Resentment, Selfishness, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6890	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mines Excavated:	4802
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being forgotten when it comes to coffee and food? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out again.

Our server is perfect for those who want to get back at their forgetful partners in a fun and virtual way. Build a coffee shop and only serve yourself, or create a food truck that only caters to your own cravings.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that understands the importance of always considering others. Who needs a forgetful partner when you have a whole server of players who will never leave you out? Join now and let the fun begin!

NonsenseFactsMC SMP

Accurate, authentic, BIZARRE, complete nonsense, factual, genuine, Legitimate, Mind Blowing, NonsenseFactsMC, odd, random fact, real, smp, strange, Surprising, True, UNBELIEVABLE, UNUSUAL, valid, Verified, weird

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own government and currency? Join us and you could become the llama king or queen, ruling over your fluffy subjects with an iron hoof!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed a rebellion against the players, stealing all the diamonds they can find and hiding them in their secret chicken coop fortress. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this bizarre and hilarious world.

CraftySingles

CraftySingles, difficulty finding a partner, disadvantages of being single, emotional stability, fear of being alone, financial burden, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, ISOLATION, lack of companionship, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reliance, self-care, Social Connections, social stigma, societal pressure

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crops Grown:	9491
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being single and mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about being alone again! Join our server and you’ll have a whole community of players ready to be your virtual soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper companion?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, being single is actually a superpower. You’ll have the ability to summon heart-shaped blocks, shoot love arrows at other players, and even ride on a flying pig to find your perfect match. Forget about relationship drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll have is deciding which enchanted armor to wear on your date night.

So why waste your time being single in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and find love, adventure, and maybe even a pet dragon to guard your heart? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

FarRightFirewallMC

Coalition, Democracy, Diversity, election win, european union, extremism, far right, FarRightFirewallMC, Firewall, germany, Government, leadership, opposition, Politics, progressive, Protection, Scholz, SECURITY, social justice, Unity, urges

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	126	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building!

ScreamCraft FunLand

Adrenaline Rush, amusement parks, childhood memories, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, family fun, family time, fun times, FUNLAND, good thing, happy moments, joy, Kids, Laughter, outdoor activities, RIDES, roller coasters, ScreamCraft, screaming, theme parks, Thrill, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	336802
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	868

yOu know what else is a good thing? Joining our minecraft server, where screaming is ENCOURAGED! we have rollercoasters that go so fast you’ll puke diamonds, and a haunted house where the ghosts are actually players who forgot to log out. Plus, our staff are all trained clowns who will entertain you with juggling while you mine for diamonds. So come join us, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is the laughter coming from our discord chat.