ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence

buy videogames, CENSORING, ChudPanderCraft, CREEPERS, cry online, Kek, low, OFFENDED, pander to chuds, Panic, preorders, PRESENCE, Self Respect

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!

Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Caution: Enter at your own risk! EVO CIVS – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos and roleplay

.14, admin-moderated, age requirement, alliances, building, Caution, Chaos, Civs, Community, Discord, dynamic, enter, evo, EVO CIVS, Geopol, java, meets, Nation building, player-driven, Risk, Roleplay, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Version, Whitelist, Worldbuilding, Writing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	199

WELCOME TO EVO CIVS

Looking for a unique geopolitical server to immerse yourself in? Want a world where your contributions matter and last? Ready to join a community that evolves and adapts over time?

EVO CIVS is the server for you! EVO CIVS offers a persistent world where technological eras evolve over time, driven entirely by player actions. It’s designed for those who thrive in nation-building, alliances, and engaging in dynamic, player-driven worldbuilding without top-down admin interference. Features:

A 7k x 7k claimable world where builds and claims are protected.
Elytra and Nether travel are disabled to encourage land-based travel and infrastructure like roads, canals, and rails.
Player nations engage in diplomacy, war, trade, and alliances, with unique governmental structures and opportunities to grow in power.
A welcoming community for worldbuilding, including writing, building, and more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
No Towny	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom crafting recipes	and roleplay enhancements keep gameplay fresh while maintaining the semi-vanilla experience.
Strict rules	against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Server Information

Game Version: JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement: 14+
Discord: https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, browsing, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Digital, discussion, emotions, forum, internet, love, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, r9k, relationships, Server, social media, Support, Technology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Crops Grown:	7188
Emeralds Found:	622	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1352	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

CraftySocialCraft

alternative social media, CraftySocialCraft, disappearing social media, future of social media, life without social media, post-social media world, social media alternatives, social media alternatives 2021, social media alternatives 2022, social media alternatives list, social media backup, social media backup plan, social media contingency plan, social media demise, social media disappearance, social media extinction, social media options, social media replacement, social media stand-ins, social media substitutes, social media successors

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	151	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8491

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Magic Items Found:	2196
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Void Armor Forged:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	324	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

4. Are there regular events on the server?

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

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