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Social Contract Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1103
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2185
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	5108
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7909
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Votes:	8758
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchantments Applied:	213	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Votes:	1710	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6668
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Emeralds Found:	5485
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	330	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	573
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!