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PandaChan Minecraft Servers

  • RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

    RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5394
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4780 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 57
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Magic Items Found: 2733
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThankfulLand

    CraftyThankfulLand
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 292
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6777
    Runes Activated: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelParty

    HamasTunnelParty
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2410
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8434 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 312
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 6067
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Votes: 6296
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6635
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

    SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 177
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoveCraft Minecraft Server

    MoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 284
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2833 Enchantments Applied: 297
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

    Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NinjaWidowCraft

    NinjaWidowCraft
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 3025
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8419 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Imagine a world where grief and guilt are replaced with endless possibilities and fun. Build your dream home, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends.

    On our server, you can leave all your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise. Plus, we have the craziest stories to keep you entertained – like the time a group of players rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombies!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter and excitement begin! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyMemories

    BlockyMemories
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7304
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time when the Creeper Apocalypse hit our server? It was like our own little 9/11, except instead of planes crashing into buildings, it was exploding green monsters crashing into our meticulously built homes. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard that first hissing sound followed by a massive BOOM. But fear not, for our server has rebuilt stronger than ever, with new protections in place to prevent another Creeper disaster. Join us and be a part of the epic tale of survival and triumph against the pixelated forces of destruction!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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