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Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8356	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2780
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8878	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7605
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9009	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!