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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 9276 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 1282 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 6860 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!