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TrumpCraft – Presidential Paradise – Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Donald Trump Rumble, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Paradise, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, PRESIDENTIAL, ptg, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Interviews, trump library, Trump Rallies, Trump Speeches, Trump Spox, Trump TikTok, Trump Twitter, trump war room, Trumpcraft, truth social, White House 45

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	2202
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and repetitive gameplay? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Imagine building your blocky empire while receiving tweets from the POTUS himself. Get ready for some outrageous speeches, crazy interviews, and epic rallies right in the middle of your Minecraft world. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have the one and only Trump making appearances in your game?

So come on, join us and experience the most unique Minecraft server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! Because on this server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for freedom and patriotism! Let’s build a blocky wall and make the zombies pay for it! #MAGAminecraft #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestBlocks

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, Chudded out, Competition, controversial, death, Diversity, Fans, football, France, Minecraft, national team, opinion, Players, racism, Server, sports, squad, Support, TEAM, Tournament, white players, winning, World Cup

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Animals Bred:	104
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your World Cup woes? Look no further than our server, where we promise to distract you from all things soccer-related with our epic gameplay and hilarious community.

Join us and you’ll find yourself so immersed in building and exploring that you’ll forget all about France and their lack of white players. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be too busy battling zombies and building your dream castle to even remember who won the last World Cup.

So come on, join our server and let us transport you to a world where soccer drama is a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Who needs France when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome?

VictimCraft2021

Argument, Blame, BPD, clothes, custody, depression, diabetes, family, Favorite, infection, MONEY, nephew, piercings, selfish, sister, social media, Support, threat, Upset, Victim, VictimCraft2021

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of family drama and arguments over piercings vs. clothes for your nephew? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! Leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only threat is a zombie apocalypse, not your sister threatening to blame you for her bad decisions. Plus, our server is diabetes-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about infected piercings here! Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

career goals, CraftyMinds, Development, Expertise, expertise in a field, expertise in a particular field, expertise in a specific field, expertise in a specific subject, expertise in a specific topic, expertise in a subject, expertise in a topic, field of study, growth, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Minecraft, Passion, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Skills, specialization

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of being a total noob in everything you do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can instantly become an expert in any field you choose! Want to be a master builder? Done. Want to be a redstone genius? Easy peasy. Want to be a pro at farming? You got it. Join our server and watch as you become a Minecraft legend in no time! Who needs years of practice when you can just join our server and become a pro overnight? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft guru!

MineLifeUpgrade

balance, daily routine, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindset shift, MineLifeUpgrade, personal growth, physical health, Positive Change, productivity, quality of life, self improvement, self-care, self-discipline, small change, wellness

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	4248
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the usual mobs and blocks? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and experience the mind-blowing transformation that comes with the simple change of adding rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter and confetti! Your quality of life will skyrocket as you navigate through a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees that give out valuable loot.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare diamond-encrusted llama riding a rollercoaster through the clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the small change that will make a HUGE impact on your Minecraft life!

KremlinCraft: Attack on Diehl

arms industry, Attack, berlin, bild, cyber attack, cyber warfare, Diehl, Diehl Arms Plant, Espionage, european union, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, germany, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, KremlinCraft, military technology, political tensions, russia, sabotage, security breach

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1288
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1635	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, u know how russia is always up to some shady stuff, right? well, apparently they might have been behind this crazy attack on the diehl arms plant in berlin last month. bild, the german newspaper, is like, all over this story, saying that russia could be responsible for the whole thing. but like, who knows for sure, right? maybe it was just a bunch of creepers from minecraft causing chaos in the real world. speaking of minecraft, u should totally join our server, cuz we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures. who needs russia when u can have a blast playing minecraft with us? come join the fun and leave the drama to the real world!

SimulatedPrisonCraft

Artificial Intelligence, chance, Consciousness, Existence, existentialism, Imprisonment, Life, nonzero chance, philosophy, Possibility, Prison, Reality, Sentence, simulated reality, SimulatedPrisonCraft, simulation, simulation theory, speculation, Technology, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3450
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! EVER WONDERED IF YOUR LIFE IS JUST A SIMULATION? WELL, GUESS WHAT? ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN ESCAPE THAT SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE AND LIVE YOUR BEST BLOCKY LIFE!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH PIXELATED ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! BUILD A CASTLE, FLY AROUND ON A PIG, OR EVEN BATTLE A GIANT CHICKEN! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! WHO KNOWS WHAT TREASURES YOU’LL FIND DOWN THERE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BREAK FREE FROM YOUR SIMULATED PRISON SENTENCE TODAY! #YOLO #BLOCKLIFE

PolyBirdsCraft

Animal Behavior, avian ecology, bird species, breeding, Evolution, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, faster evolution, Females, genetic diversity, mate choice, mating behavior, Monogamous, multiple males, PolyBirdsCraft, reproductive strategies, research, scientific study, Season, sexual selection, shorebird species

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Farms Harvested:	399
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

so, like, come join our server, dude! we got all the shorebird species you could ever want! females breeding with multiple males? yep, we got that too! our server is evolving faster than any monogamous species out there, bro! join us and be a part of the craziest breeding frenzy in all of Minecraft history! who needs monogamy when you can have multiple partners in one season? come on, join the fun and see where evolution takes us next!

MonsterAIM › Minecraft Server 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Cases, Comfortable Modes, Delights of the Server, Friends, Honest Administration, MonsterAIM project., responsive administration, Shop, Starter Kit, Surcharge, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

If you love Anarchy, Survival? ?Then come to us! Our server is ready to please you with its responsive, honest Administration and comfortable modes!? Thank you for choosing us)? IP: MonsterAIM.ru-mc.ru

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❤️ Soon you will meet other delights of the Server

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MonsterAIM.ru-mc.ru

CraftyFateMC Server – Alter the Grand Order

Alter, CraftyFateMC, Drop Rates, Eight Dog Chronicles, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Global Release Celebration, GRAND, Kyokutei Bakin, Main Interlude, mats, Minamoto-no-Tametomo, NA General, Nanmei Yumihari, Ooku, Order, quartz, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, Summoning Info, tsukihime

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our epic server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash)! Join now for a chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky!

We’ve got more updates than a villager trade menu, including a new “Main Interlude: Ooku” quest where you can battle against evil mobs while rocking your best kimono skin. And don’t miss out on our Eight Dog Chronicles event, where you can summon legendary warriors like Kyokutei Bakin and Minamoto-no-Tametomo to fight by your side (or at least until they get blown up by a stray creeper).

Plus, our server has more resources than a fully stocked ender chest, with handy tools like a Coin Calculator to help you manage your virtual riches and a Damage Calculator to see just how much destruction you can cause with that enchanted diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your own epic adventure! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen and never trust a chicken with a TNT block.