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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 4384 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9455 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally shoved a diamond sword up their ass and emerged as the ultimate warrior, slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms with ease. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where players compete in butt-stuff challenges for rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your creativity run wild…and maybe keep an eye on where you’re putting those items, just in case.