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PaganParty Minecraft Server

Adam Green, Bigotry, christcucks, Christian nationalist, conservatard, Crush, dark ages, destroyed Europe, Drugs, Ethnic Minorities, false gods, forebears, Gods, hate, hateful, Heill Óðinn., heritage, Hindu garb, hindus, immigration, intolerance, Jews, LARPers, Minecraft, muslims, PaganParty, Pagans, pastor Joel Webbon, racist, religious minorities, roman empire, Server, sexual freedom, sexual minorities, sexual minority groups, Slava Perun, Slava Ukraini, trannies, un-american, Vile, witches

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.

On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!

Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.

So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!

WeddingCrasherCraft

aita, bachelor party, bachelorette party, behind the scenes, BIL wedding, Bridesmaid, car loan, ceremony, eloped, Etiquette, family, Friends, high paying job, Kids, living expenses, perturbed, pre wedding festivities, reception, ring bearers, student loans, wedding showers, WeddingCrasherCraft, Wife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Magic Items Found:	1557
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join right away!

So, imagine this: you’ve been in the Minecraft family for 23 years, known everyone, hung out, and been friends with your BIL since he was just a wee little block. Your wife gets asked to be a bridesmaid and your kids are asked to be ring bearers. But guess what? You’re not asked to be a part of anything! No worries though, because you’re asked to ensure that everything behind the scenes goes smoothly. You’re basically the backstage manager of this Minecraft wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You’re placed in the back of the venue for the reception, away from your kids and wife who are at a fancy wedding party table. And to top it all off, you’re not invited to any of the pre-wedding festivities – not even the bachelor party! But hey, you’re expected to fork out over $2,300 (USD) for the bachelorette party. And your wife only has $400 left over each month after all her expenses!

Sounds crazy, right? Well, that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll experience on our Minecraft server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

WildAttention Minecraft Server

attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention-grabbing, attention-grabbing tactics, attention-seeking adventures, attention-seeking antics, attention-seeking escapades, attention-seeking feats, attention-seeking shenanigans, attention-seeking strategies, attention-seeking stunts, bold, crazy, Daring, EXTREME, Minecraft, Outrageous, Server, Wild, WildAttention

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Votes:	4533	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Have you ever tried building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just to impress someone? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a casual Tuesday activity! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Need more reasons to join? How about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of virtual cookies? Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the streets of our virtual city?

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac and join a server that’s as bonkers as you are, then come on over and join us. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

TrustyCraft: InstinctsIgnored

Decision making, follow your intuition., gut feeling, inner guidance, inner knowing, inner voice, InstinctsIgnored, instinctual decision making, instinctual knowledge, instinctual response, instinctual understanding, instinctual wisdom, intuition, intuition is key, intuition is powerful, intuition over logic, listen to yourself, SELF AWARENESS, trust your instincts, trusting your gut, trusting yourself, TrustyCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	1951
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a potion of insanity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, your instincts will thank you for choosing this wild ride of a server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in server history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BananaCraft: The Cocaine Chronicles

bananacraft, Chronicles, cocaine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7450	New Chunks Explored:	76961
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? Let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the cops found six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment trying to get in on the action! Can you believe it? That’s how dope this server is!

Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and insane builds that will blow your mind! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can chill with the creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the server that will make you richer than Notch himself. All you gotta do is find it before the evil Endermen do!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky cops trying to steal our stash of diamonds. LOL!

MuskoviteCraft

billionaire, CEO, electric cars, elon musk, Entrepreneurship, fanbase, Fans, innovation, innovation enthusiasts, mars colonization, MuskoviteCraft, Muskovites, renewable energy, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, Tesla Motors, Visionary

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of the muskovite cult? well, look no further cuz this server is where all the musk lovers unite! we got flying tesla cars as mounts, and every time u mine a block, elon musk himself congratulates u in the chat. plus, if u reach level 100, u get a free trip to mars on spacex rocket! join now and become a true muskovite warrior, fighting for the future of humanity with elon by ur side!

MeltedPolarAxisCraft

climate change, climate crisis, climate dynamics, climate science, climate study, Earth, Earth rotation, Earth’s Rotation, environmental impact, global warming, ice caps, internal dynamics, longer days, MeltedPolarAxisCraft, melting ice, planet, polar ice melting, scientific research, Shifting, spin axis, study

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2839	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	2701

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the polar ice caps are melting and making Earth heavier so the days are longer, like what even is that?! It’s like the server is spinning out of control with all the fun and craziness happening, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and epic builds. Join now before the Earth’s spin axis totally shifts and we all end up in a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🌍🔥💥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheInsanity

FemCraft Minecraft Server

child development, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FemCraft, Feminization, gender acceptance, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Server, Transgender

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2005
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	4843
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing being feminized is the landscape! No need to worry about your son turning into a daughter here, unless you count the beautiful flowers blooming everywhere. Explore our server and build your own gender-neutral castle, where you can live out your wildest fantasies without any unwanted makeovers. So why wait? Join now and leave the gender drama behind!

CraftyBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBag, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, student council, Urban

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Special Summer Mission where you’ll join the RABBIT SQUAD to solve the Mystery of the Missing Shrimp. Trust us, it’s shrimply the best!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Grand Assaults like ShiroKuro, where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with more pixelated fun! And don’t even get us started on the 2x Hards, Bounties, and Commissions – it’s like a virtual gold rush up in here!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and dancing villagers. It’s a Minecraft miracle, baby!

CraftyVance’s Minecraft Server

America, America’s Hitler, Beliefs, Candidate, controversy, CraftyVances, criticism, debate, Democracy, Democrat, election, Government, JD Vance, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, Presidency, REPUBLICAN, Server, society, vice president, vp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	1284
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then join our Minecraft server, where JD Vance is not only the Vice President, but also the King of the Nether realm!

Picture this: JD Vance riding into battle on a giant pig, wielding a diamond sword and leading his army of zombie villagers against the evil forces of Herobrine. Will you join his ranks and fight for justice, or will you build your own secret base and plot to overthrow him? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

So come on down and join the madness, where the only thing more unpredictable than the lava pits is JD Vance’s next move. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become his trusted advisor and help him rule the land with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever is more intimidating). See you in the game!