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So-Freaking-EPIC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is located in the mystical land of Florida, where the palm trees are made of diamonds and the beaches are filled with creepers sunbathing. Who wouldn’t want to build their base in such a luxurious location?

2. Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches, but beware of the guardian squids who are fiercely protective of their loot!

4. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… llamas! That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell items using these quirky and lovable creatures. Just make sure to keep them away from the cacti, they have a tendency to get a little prickly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest and most absurd adventures you’ll ever experience! Remember, Florida for blue!

BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	New Chunks Explored:	755383
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

SmileCraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joy of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and then blaming it on a rogue creeper. Our server is full of laughter and chaos, with players constantly pranking each other and causing mayhem. Who needs therapy when you can just hop on our server and release all your stress by trolling your friends? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where we host dance parties every Saturday night. So come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

FearCraft: Who’s Your Daddy?

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to prove your bravery by facing off against the most fearsome creatures in the Minecraft world – like killer bunnies with laser eyes and creepers that can breakdance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks who challenges players to epic chicken dance battles for rare loot.

So if you’re ready to test your courage and have a clucking good time, join our server today and show the world who’s the true champion of Minecraft!

Minecraft Memory Boost Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna flex your brain muscles while block building, then you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! We got levels of cognitive stuff that will make your brain go brrrrrr!

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world, placing blocks left and right, when suddenly BAM! Your memory gets a boost, your working memory is on point, and your attention and processing speed are faster than the speed of light! All thanks to our high-level cognitive stimulating leisure activity!

Forget about boring old servers, come join us and level up your brain while crafting your dream world! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Let’s get those brain cells firing, baby!

Why Are Women Like This? Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with women who just don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, fear not! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood gamers out there. Join us and never have to hear “Why are women like this?” again, because on our server, everyone is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to worry about silly questions like that.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it, he once challenged a group of players to a dance-off and ended up losing because his moves were just too spooky. Join us and you might just find yourself in a dance battle with the infamous Herobrine!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking “Why are women like this?” in a whole new context.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. Don’t worry, we promise it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they’re here to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

And let’s not forget about the weapon banner featuring the Fang of the Mountain King (Claymore) and the Engulfing Lightning (Polearm). Trust us, you’ll want to get your hands on these bad boys to survive the chaos that awaits you.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have daily check-in rewards that will have you coming back for more, and redeemable codes that will make you feel like the luckiest player in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness – you’re going to need it!

UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Block Therapy Land

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of the real world getting you down? Need a break from all the adulting and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our diamond encrusted sauna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!