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Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6811	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9160
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	156	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

4/20, BUILD, CANCELLED, Cancels, close, Crafty420, decision, Event, HIGH, Marijuana, News, Politics, president, rallies, Rally, sources, speculation, Stoned, SUSPECT, thinking, Thunderstorms, trump, weather, worlds

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9771	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	209
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Emeralds Found:	615	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

A, animation, Anime, Approval, Cool, critique, different, discussion, ED, ending, kaiju, KaijuCraft, Meet, mid, Music, op, Opening, opinion, Soundtrack, Thoughts, Try Hard, Unique, Visuals

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	181	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	8	Crops Grown:	8497
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1976	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Towns Built:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!