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NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	3238
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Animals Bred:	131	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Emeralds Found:	4758
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9326
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crops Grown:	9774
Ores Mined:	1917	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

abduction, Alien abduction, Fish, fish behavior, fish psychology, fisherman, Fishing, fishing adventure, fishing equipment, fishing experience, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing humor, fishing joke, fishing lifestyle, fishing meme, fishing quote, fishing techniques, fishing trip, Minecraft, outdoor activity, recreational sport, Server, Space

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	101
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

base, battle, Brewery, BUILD, collide…kind, Community, Dynmap, Empire, Factions, Geyser, half decade, History, Marthia, Movecraft, Nations, Planes, Plugins, quaint, Semi Vanilla, Server, Ships, smp, three years, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

anger-inducing, Challenging, chance, Difficulty, frustrating, game design, Gaming, HACKING, infuriating, luck-based, madness, Minecraft, Minigame, password guessing, patience, Random, Ridiculous, rng, Server, skill, strategy, trial and error, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4629	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mines Excavated:	3450
Crops Grown:	2402	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7521
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.