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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3159 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 7863 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.