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TaxCraft Minecraft Server

income tax, Minecraft, sales tax, Server, Tax, tax audits, tax brackets, tax calculations, tax collection, tax compliance, tax credits, tax deductions, tax evasion, tax exemptions, tax laws, tax policies, tax rates, tax revenue, tax system, TaxCraft, value added tax, VAT

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Forget about income, sales, and VAT – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds! And let me tell you, our diamond economy is booming. You’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLiarz

BETRAYAL, confession, CraftyLiarz, Deceit, deceitful act, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, fabrication, falsehood, fib, guilty conscience, Honesty, Integrity, moral dilemma, Moral values, tall tale, Truth, untruth, white lie, worst lie

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Zombie Dances:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Have you ever told your friends you were a Minecraft pro, but in reality, you couldn’t even build a proper dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally live out that lie and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret society of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the hero you always pretended to be – join our server now and start living the Minecraft dream!

UkraineCraft: Boris & Trump Edition

Alliance, Boris, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, discussions, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Leaders, Meeting, negotiations, Politics, summit, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, United Kingdom, united states, world leaders

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	379
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

So, like, imagine Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, right? They’re chilling in Minecraft, building a wall around Ukraine. But then Putin shows up with a bunch of creepers and skeletons, trying to ruin their plans. It’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join our server to see if Boris and Trump can save Ukraine from the evil forces of Putin! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Herobrine is the DJ. It’s lit, fam. Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds and ruins the party!

TreeBirthBuddy

appreciation, Birth, Branches, coexistence, Connection, cycle of life, Environment, Existence, growth, Harmony, interconnectedness, Journey, Life, mindfulness, Nature, Reflection, Roots, symbiosis, Time, Tree, TreeBirthBuddy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the trees grow with you, man! Like, imagine logging on and seeing this massive tree that’s been growing since the day you were born. It’s like your Minecraft spirit tree, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you secret quests to find the legendary golden udder.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you have a tree buddy and diamond-dropping pigs, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

❤️ MineFox ❤️Semi-Political❤️ Minecraft server

1.20.1, assassination contracts, Cases, clan system, daily prizes, Discord, Events, generation, Ip:, minecraft server, MineFox, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Online Map, Parkour, Pirate, Player tops, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Semi-Political, Skill System, Survival, Trading, upgraded biomes, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Weddings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to MineFox

Here you will find servers for every taste:

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• Vanilla survival, PvP, trading.

• Parkour, assassination contracts, the ability to put any skin – /skin.

• Player tops, weddings, skill system — /amenu.

• Voice chat

• Clan system, money for time spent.

• Daily prizes and cases with donations and effects.

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• This server has generation that players can only dream of in vanilla Minecraft. There are no regular biomes here at all – only upgraded ones.

● ? Come to our server: 1.20.1

● ? IP: mc.minefox.fun

● ? Online map: map.minefox.fun:25600

● Discord: https://discord.gg/cr2EnxsMFt

mc.minefox.fun

RockPussy Minecraft Server

Actor, Celebrity, controversial question, dwayne johnson, Entertainment, fantasy scenario, funny, Hollywood, humor, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, meme, Minecraft, pop culture, RockPussy, Server, sexual desire, sexual fantasy, social media, taboo question, the rock, viral, wrestling

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Magic Items Found:	5152
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to explore a world where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had a pussy? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even build a house made entirely out of cheese! And who knows, you might even stumble upon The Rock’s mythical pussy somewhere in the depths of our world.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our one-of-a-kind server!

CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

CraftyNiji, Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	3524	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9132
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content!

We have Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth all hanging out and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even run into them while exploring!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous crew can’t resist joining in on the fun. Expect the unexpected as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious pranks.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags – we’re all about having a good time here!

GF-Blocker Graduation Bash

academic achievement, Bash, daughter’s feelings, difficult ex, emotional manipulation, emotional stability, ex-wife drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, father daughter relationship, full scholarship, future marriage, GFBlocker, girlfriend exclusion, Graduation, graduation party, grudges, inclusion in family, overseas study, parental support, past relationships

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers and endless adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a virtual graduation party breaks out! Your daughters are celebrating their academic achievements with a themed cake and decorations, but wait… their emotionally unstable mother is causing chaos. She’s threatening not to attend if your new girlfriend shows up, claiming it’s disrespectful. But fear not, because on our server, you can bring all your virtual partners without any drama!

Join us for a chance to build a new family with your blocky friends, slay dragons together, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CheaterCraft: Wild Ways

BETRAYAL, broken trust, Caught in the act, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating partner, cheating scandal, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, HEARTBREAK, hurtful revelation, Infidelity, Lies, painful realization, relationship, secret affair, shocking truth, Trust, unexpected discovery, unfaithful spouse, Ways, Wild

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3050

Join our Minecraft server and find out the wildest way you can catch cheaters in the act! Our server is equipped with secret spy tools, hidden cameras, and even a team of trained llamas who can sniff out infidelity from a mile away. Don’t be fooled by those sneaky players trying to cheat their way to the top – join us and become the ultimate detective in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the llamas throw the best breakup parties in town. You won’t want to miss out on the drama and excitement that awaits you on our server!

SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

adaptation, bitter, delicious fruit, delicious vegetable, discouraged grazing, extinct fruit, extinct vegetable, spicy, SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Astral Projections Made:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the fruit and veggies are so dang tasty, they went extinct cuz animals couldn’t stop munching on ’em! We got carrots that make you fly, watermelons that give you super speed, and potatoes that make you invincible (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).