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BlockyLoveTriangle

Apology, Asshole, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boyfriend, Breakup, cancellation fee, credit card, English, family, group date night, Grumpy, Late, Latino, RESERVATION, Rude, sister, spanglish, spoiled, sushi, wait staff, White

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Towns Built:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no Tyler-like characters ruining your fun!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero cancellation fees for reservations (because who needs that drama, am I right?). Our diverse community will have you laughing in Spanglish and building friendships that will last a lifetime.

Say goodbye to rude, ginger bbq wing-hating Tylers and hello to a world where the only thing breaking up is the blocks you mine. So come on over and join us, because life’s too short to deal with real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world!

DinoDreams Minecraft SMP

Brachiosaurus, Creature, DinoDreams, Dinosaur, dinosaur lover, dream, dream pet, Extinct, FANTASY, fantasy pet, favorite dinosaur, imagination, jurassic, Minecraft, name.., pet, prehistoric, pterodactyl, smp, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex, triceratops, velociraptor

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ores Mined:	1052	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2028

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride around on a T-Rex named Fluffy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and of course, dinosaurs roaming around causing mayhem. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner dino tamer and conquer the Minecraft world, then this is the place for you! Who needs a horse when you can have a Velociraptor named Sparkles to ride into battle with? Join us now and let the madness begin!

StacksOnStacksMC

bills, Cash, cash flow, cash in wallet, cash on hand, Coins, Currency, currency in circulation, currency notes, finance, financial assets, financial resources., loose change, MONEY, paper money, personal finance, physical currency, pocket money, spending money, StacksOnStacksMC, wallet

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being broke in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a virtual millionaire with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold! Who needs real money when you can be rolling in virtual riches? Join now and live out your wildest dreams of being a Minecraft baller!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, China, communist regime, Diplomacy, east asia, ENEMY, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political conflict, power struggle, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, Tensions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	3678	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

LOLZ, forget about Kim Jong-un and China drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where the only enemies you’ll have are creepers and zombies!

we got a whole new level of PVP action, like seriously, you’ll be battling it out like a pro in no time.

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure chest that only the bravest players can find. rumor has it, it’s filled with diamonds and enchanted gear that will make you unstoppable.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. he’s always up to some mischief, but hey, it keeps things interesting, right?

so why waste time with real-world drama when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

FryCraft: MuskZuck Culture Mess

Celebrity, commentary, criticism, cultural norms, culture, debate, digital age, Ethics, FryCraft, Impact, influence, innovation, Media, Mess, Musk, MuskZuck, polluted culture, public figures, silicon valley, social media, society, Stephen Fry, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	84	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server run by a llama who can speak 17 languages and wears a top hat? well, this is the place for you, my friend.

our server is so lit, even stephen fry thinks musk and zuckerberg have “polluted culture” compared to us. like, we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that do the macarena every time you find a rare ore.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party hosted by a talking pig named sir oinksalot? yeah, it’s wild.

join us now and experience the madness for yourself. plus, our llama admin gives out free hugs every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Tetris Therapy: PTSD Relief

cognitive therapy, guided treatment, long-term effects, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental Wellness, positive effects, post-traumatic stress disorder, psychological treatment, ptsd, PTSD management, Relief, stress relief, symptoms reduction, tetris, Therapy, therapy session, Trauma recovery, treatment session, video game, video game therapy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Crops Grown:	2186
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE A TETRIS TREATMENT SESSION FOR YO BRAIN! JOIN AND SAY BYE-BYE TO PTSD, YO! ONE SESSION AND YOU BE FEELIN’ FINE FOR WEEKS, EVEN MONTHS! COME ON, BUILD YO BLOCKS AND HEAL YO MIND, IT’S A NO-BRAINER, LITERALLY!

Mc WebPd

Adventure, Anarchy, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Mini Games, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Hey there, Minecraft adventurers! Brace yourselves for McWebPd – the raw, unfiltered anarchy server that’s about to shake up your Minecraft world! We’re running on the cutting-edge 1.21.1, but don’t worry if you’re a bit behind – we welcome players from 1.12 all the way up! Anarchy Unleashed: Where Your Imagination Runs Wild! At McWebPd, we believe in true freedom. No rules holding you back, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft mayhem! Build, destroy, conquer – it’s all fair game as long as you don’t crash our party or lock others out of the fun. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got some seriously cool surprises hidden throughout our world. Stumble upon insanely enchanted gear or face off against custom mobs that’ll make your head spin. The best part? These gems are constantly evolving, keeping you on your toes with every login! And guess what? Your creations are here to stay. No resets, no wipes (fingers crossed 🤞). Build your legacy and watch it stand the test of time! Now, here’s the inside scoop: We’re still in development, and we need YOUR help to make McWebPd the ultimate anarchy experience. By joining now, you’re not just playing – you’re shaping the future of our server. How cool is that? So, are you ready to be part of something epic? Dive into the chaos at mc.webpd.ro and help us test the limits of what’s possible! Remember, in this world, you’re not just a player – you’re a pioneer. See you in the game, trailblazers! P.S. No special ranks, no admins breathing down your neck – just you, the wilderness, and endless possibilities. Let’s make Minecraft history together!

mc.webpd.ro:25590

1ba3d

anarchistic, Anarchy, freedom, Minecraft, No Rules, Plugins, Server, Survival, Version 1.20.1

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	7897
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Minecraft server 1ba3d is anarchistic on version 1.20.1 and has no rules. Everyone can do whatever they want. There are some plugins etc.

But you will also have complete freedom there!

1ba3d.net:58250

Welcome to the Boomer’s Retirement Home for Minecraft Survivalists! Join now!

Adventure, application, bedrock, Biome, Boomers, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, EASY, Friendly, home, Inbox, Interactive, Join, Longterm, Minecraft, multiplayer, Quick, Retirement, Roleplay, rules, smp, Survival, Survivalists

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Potions Brewed:	98
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Server

Overview
Hello there! I’m looking for people to join my bedrock realm, it’s longterm, and interactive. I’m thinking that people could claim a biome and make their own clans, along with this there could be roleplay aspects depending on people’s interest. If you’d like to join please inbox me to take the application, it’s quick and easy.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please inbox me to take the application. It’s quick and easy.
What kind of server is this?	This server is a longterm, interactive bedrock realm where players can claim biomes, create clans, and participate in roleplay aspects if interested.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules that must be followed to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.
Is this server vanilla or modded?	This server is vanilla.

Blocky Blacked Minecraft Server

abbreviation, acronym, Airline, Aviation, ba, blacked, blocky, branding, Business, Company, controversy, corporate, discrimination, Diversity, Industry, Marketing, Minecraft, Race, reputation, Server, Social Issues, travel

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	837073

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the B in BA stands for Blacked! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low and twerking to the beat of the jukebox. 2. Our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant. 3. The villagers in our server have PhDs in trading and will haggle with you like you’ve never seen before. 4. Our Nether portal is actually a secret entrance to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and chickens rule the land. 5. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in blocky pixel form!