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Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

candace, character builds, chiori, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Maps, Minecraft, MODERN, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3391	Players Killed by Monsters:	2405

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow explosions and burning destinies!

Our current character banner features Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – the ultimate squad of Minecraft warriors ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner – Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song swords that will make your enemies tremble in fear!

But wait, there’s more! Our latest event, “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses,” is live until November 7th. Get ready to collect all the candies and roses while jamming out to some epic tunes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent. That’s right, free stuff every single day just for logging in! Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of rainbows and burning destinies, that is.

/msg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Artale, aurora, Bosses, CASTELA, Chewie, class references, collaboration, dave the diver, Frenzy totems, ghost stories, Halloween, HYPERION, ign, Kayling, kronos, Legends, LPQ, Ludibrium, Maplefest, maplestory, Midnight Carnival, Minecraft, msg, patch notes, private servers, royals, sale, scania, Shenanigans, smp, solis, YUNA

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	148	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you ready for some spooky fun this Halloween? Join our Minecraft SMP for the Midnight Carnival: Ludibrium edition! We’ve got crazy bosses, insane deals on hands (yes, hands), and even Frenzy totems rising from the grave! And don’t even get me started on the Dave the Diver collab – it’s gonna be lit! Plus, Maplefest is coming up, so get ready to get Maplefucked with ghost stories and class references galore.

If you’re tired of playing on the official servers and feeling all alone, fear not! Just post your IGN and someone will come drag your ass over the finish line in LPQ (like, right now!). Hang out with Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi in Scania, or apply to ARCHIVEDHYPERION for some epic adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, join BuyingTrack in SOLIS for some anxiety-inducing furniture timing.

But wait, there’s more! Private servers like WOAH ARTALE, Royals, Legends, Chewie, Castela, and maybe even Yuna are calling your name. So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride and let’s have a blast this Halloween season! Previous Kayling players, you know what to do – come on over and let’s make some memories.

Fembot Love Minecraft Server

#workout, abs, age gap, Athletic, body image, Confidence, DATING, fembot, fembots, FITNESS, Insecurity, love, meme, Minecraft, older fembots, Physical attraction, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, societal norms, Stereotypes, twinkish appeal, younger guys

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the older fembots looking for younger guys! We have a special section just for athletic looking guys with abs, so don’t worry about working out too much – we love a buff twink around here! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, you won’t regret it!

Dear Minecraft SMP Linux Users,

Alternative, Community, Computer, Customization, Dear, Digital, feeling superior, innovation, intellectual superiority, iPhone, linux, Minecraft, open source, operating system, SECURITY, smp, social status, software, tech-savvy, Technology, technology users, UNIQUENESS, Users, wiser

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	161	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of feeling like just another iPhone user in a sea of conformity? Do you crave the feeling of superiority that only using Linux can bring? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and bask in the glory of being intellectually superior to all those basic Windows and Mac users. Show off your tech-savvy skills as you navigate through the virtual world of Minecraft with ease, thanks to your Linux expertise.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded individuals who also use Linux for the sole purpose of feeling better about themselves. Share tips and tricks on how to maximize your Linux experience while laughing at those poor souls who haven’t seen the light yet.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and revel in the unique and superior feeling that only Linux users can understand. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with penguins who are also Linux enthusiasts. Don’t miss out on the fun!

What is the IP for CashPlays Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash & Nico Play AMONG US…, Cash and Nico, cash marco, cash nico, CashPlays, MIA, Minecraft, Nico, Nico & Cash, Nico and Cash, Server, Shady, Zoey

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Votes:	8802
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

CashPlays is a popular gaming and entertainment channel on YouTube known for showcasing gameplay, tutorials, and reviews of various video games. With a focus on providing insightful and entertaining content for gamers, CashPlays has gained a dedicated following and continues to grow in popularity within the gaming community.

Spy × Family Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Espionage, family, family dynamics, Gan, humor, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, secret agent, Server, Spy, spy agency, spy comedy, spy mission, spy thriller, Suspense, Thriller, undercover

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ores Mined:	5275	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you block-building maniacs out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, rumored to grant unlimited building powers to whoever possesses it. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs armed with enchanted pickaxes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow llama unicorn! Rumor has it that riding one of these magical beasts will make you the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, complete with loop-de-loops, corkscrews, and even a waterfall that turns into a lava pit halfway through the ride. It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Gan!

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

Attacks, boot camp, discharge, draft-proof, draftable, Fight, Government, hate, ineligible, iran, jizzrael, Launching, launching attacks, Military, Minecraft, non dishonorable, Prison, Rejoin, Robots, smp, threat

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

1930, 2024.., in memory, Lane, long tail tag, Memory, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is a time-traveling extravaganza! Step into our portal and journey through the decades, from the roaring 20s to the futuristic 22nd century.

Join us as we pay tribute to the past with epic builds of iconic landmarks like the Eiffel Tower and the Great Wall of China. But don’t get too comfortable in history because before you know it, you’ll be battling robots in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!

Our server is so advanced, we even have time-traveling llamas that will guide you through the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret quest to save the space-time continuum from certain doom.

So why wait? Join our server and make history…literally!

Minecraft SMP: Fapping Together Thread

70275625, adult content, Community, discussion, Exploration, FANTASY, fappin, Fapping, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, Gay Awakening, Intimacy, lewds, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, schlickin, sexual pleasure, sharing, smp, Support, Thread

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	141	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	231
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5981
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we encourage you to unleash your inner perv and fap away with your fellow players! Our Gay Awakening edition is sure to awaken some… interesting feelings in you.

Join us if you want to bond with your fellow players over lewds and fapping, because nothing says teamwork like getting off together. Who needs diamonds when you have a good ol’ fap session with your buddies?

Previous players have reported feeling a strong sense of camaraderie after a group fap session, so come join us and experience the ultimate bonding experience. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues and lotion, because things tend to get messy in our world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s get fapping together!

Censorship Mockers Minecraft Server

Anons, Censorship, China, collectivism, culture, establishment, great man theory, heroism, human society, Journey, mao, mass movements, Minecraft, Mockers, narcissism, power, purged, Server, social harmony, social problems, species, Western, Western man

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of social harmony over individual heroism? Look no further! Our server operates on the principle that one man with a dumb idea should not be allowed to rise above the collective will of the people.

Join us and experience a world where lone wolf ideologues are not tolerated, where the government listens to the needs of the majority, and where social harmony reigns supreme.

Unlike in China, where they condemn Mao but still go after those who insult him, our server values collectivism and rejects narcissistic tendencies. So if you’re tired of the Western man’s journey of individualism, come join us and be a part of a community that puts the needs of the many above the desires of the few.

Don’t be a hero, be a team player on our Minecraft server!