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HubbyBlameCraft

accident, aita, Argument, Blaming, blaming husband, Bread, household chores, HubbyBlameCraft, long hikes, nice meals, overflow, pasta, Pressure Cooker, ruined pressure cooker, shouting, shouting back, Slow Cooker, stew, treating me like a child, unemployed

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity? Look no further! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help bring your wildest creations to life. From towering skyscrapers to hidden underground lairs, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Stew Incident of ’21. Legend has it that a player’s stew overflowed in their pressure cooker, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us to uncover the truth behind this infamous event and maybe even learn a thing or two about kitchen safety!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world? Just remember, always keep an eye on your stew!

PandemicProdigy – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, community support, Covid-19, crisis management., economic impact, global crisis, government response, healthcare systems, hygiene practices, lessons learned, mental health, Minecraft, online learning, pandemic, PandemicProdigy, public health, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, social responsibility, travel restrictions, vaccine development

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being stuck at home during the pandemic? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where social distancing is a thing of the past!

Our server is so epic that even the coronavirus couldn’t handle it and had to stay six blocks away at all times. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so tight-knit that we’ve started our own virtual mask-making business (spoiler alert: they’re all diamond-encrusted).

So come on down and join us for some socially-distanced fun! Just remember to wash your hands before logging on – you never know what kind of creepers might be lurking around.

ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

accident on the road, alarm didn’t go off, car trouble, construction, doctor’s appointment, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, family emergency, forgot something at home, Heavy Traffic, Late, late for work, long commute, missed the bus, overslept, public transportation delay, running late, slept through alarm, stuck in a meeting, tardiness, traffic, weather

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

KharkivCraft: Ukraine’s 3rd Brigade

3rd, ADVANCE, Assault Brigade, border, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivCraft, Military, military strategy, Russian-occupied territory, SECURITY, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukraines, Ukrainian Armed Forces, War

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s 3rd Separate Assault Brigade pushing into Russian-occupied territory? Yeah, that’s right, we’re taking over land and building epic bases like no one’s business. Join us if u wanna be part of the most intense battles and conquer territory like a boss. Plus, we got crazy events like TNT wars and diamond hunts that will make u go wild. So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

HotEmitCraft: FutureTech Server

advanced materials, cutting-edge technology, device design, electrical engineering, electronics, energy efficiency, Engineering, future technology, FutureTech, high performance, hot-emitter, HotEmitCraft, innovation, invention, low power, multifunctional devices, nanotechnology, research, scientists, semiconductor, Server, Technology, transistor

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Potions Brewed:	84	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so, like, this server is like, the hottest thing since sliced bread, but like, in the minecraft world. we got scientists up in here inventing crazy stuff like hot-emitter transistors. like, what even is that? all we know is that it’s gonna make our server the most high-performance, low-power, multifunctional place to be.

join us if you wanna be on the cutting edge of minecraft technology. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have a secret underground lab where we keep all the cool gadgets and gizmos. who knows what kind of crazy experiments we’ll come up with next?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most innovative minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it.

VexMC: Where the only thing harder than surviving is trying to read our server title!

Active, Community, Creative, Custom, EASY, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Friendly staff, Fun, Hardcore, Harder, Minigames, Read, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Surviving, Title, Towny, Vanilla, vexmc

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Vexmc Minecraft Server

Overview
Join Vexmc, a chill server with 6 players online daily. This is a no PvP, no stealing server with only a few plugins to prevent lag. The server is whitelist, so players need to apply, but moderators are quick to accept. New players are welcome and there is a plugin (CoreProtect) to roll back grief and stealing.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Vexmc?	To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist. Moderators are quick to accept new players.
What are the server rules?	The server is no PvP, no stealing. Be respectful to other players and follow the guidelines set by the moderators.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. There is a plugin (CoreProtect) in place to roll back any griefing or stealing incidents.
Are there any restrictions on building?	Players are free to build within the rules of the server. Be creative and have fun building!
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join Vexmc. They will also need to apply for the whitelist.

CivilCraft Server – Join the Battle!

alliances, battle, CivilCraft, color, Conflict, Democracy, Division, Fighting, freedom, Government, Ideology, Join, nationalism, Oppression, Politics, power struggle, Rebellion, Resources, revolution, Server, Territory, United States Civil War, war strategy, winning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6582	Love Letters Sent:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the next United States Civil War is happening! Join us and choose your alliance – will you fight for the Purple Pandas, the Blue Bunnies, or the Green Goblins?

The Purple Pandas are currently dominating the battlefield because they have mastered the art of riding llamas into battle and throwing exploding cupcakes at their enemies. The Blue Bunnies are not far behind, using their secret weapon of teleporting carrot cannons to surprise their foes. And the Green Goblins? Well, let’s just say they have a giant pet dragon on their side that breathes fire and shoots lasers from its eyes.

But what are they fighting over, you ask? The ultimate prize of a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn their enemies into adorable baby animals! So come join the fun and may the craziest alliance win!

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

animal kingdom, Animals, canine, dog, dog lovers, dog owner, doggy, doggy behavior, doggy daycare, doggy fashion, doggy style, domestic animals, four-legged companions, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet care, Pets, playful pups, puppy, smp, WoofCraft, world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	178
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

DadDutyFree Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, bathroom, begged, birth control, children, Cooking, crying, DadDutyFree, Flight Attendant, forget working, Helping, husband, implanted, Kids, love, Minecraft, Server, Son, stay at home mom, Telling, Tomas, walk, Watching

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	188	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only kids you’ll have to deal with are the pixelated ones running around in-game!

Join us for a virtual escape from your husband who thinks having more kids will solve all your problems. On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out all the unwanted baby talk and focus on mining for diamonds instead.

Don’t let your husband guilt-trip you into taking out your birth control – join our server and let your virtual adventures be the only thing popping out unexpectedly!

Escape the chaos of your real life and dive into a world where the only crying you’ll hear is from creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to being a stay-at-home mom and hello to being a block-building badass on our server!

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to forget about your husband’s baby fever and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. Plus, we promise there won’t be any toddlers throwing things in toilets – just the occasional zombie trying to break down your door.

MommaCraft: AITA Edition

Achievements, aita, Babysitting, college education, defining moment, Degree, Edition, emo kid, family, financial help, Graduation, green hair, judgmental trash, LARRY, Let it go, Little Larry, master’s degree, mom, MommaCraft, Obsession, Parent, Party, Pregnant, Siblings, SIL, Wife

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Votes:	7661	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of your family not appreciating your green hair phase from when you were 14? Do you want to escape the judgmental looks and constant reminders of your past mistakes? Then join our Minecraft server, where nobody cares about your hair color or your family drama!

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without being judged for your past choices. Whether you want to build a castle, explore hidden caves, or just hang out with like-minded players, our server is the perfect escape from your family’s never-ending criticism.

Plus, we have a special event where you can dye your in-game avatar’s hair green and show off your rebellious side without any judgment! Join now and leave your family drama behind – because on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and enjoying the game!