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PUMA’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, back and forth, clash, culmination, Diamond League, Epic, iconic athletes, july 2023, Legendary, Letzigrund Stadium, Loser, Meeting, Minecraft, partner, PUMA, PUMAS, red bull, sexual spoil of war., Simmering, smp, track stars, Weltklasse Zürich, winner

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, where two track stars are going head-to-head in a battle for dominance! Hosted by PUMA, Red Bull, and Weltklasse Zürich, this server is where legends are made and rivalries are settled.

Join us as these two iconic athletes clash at the legendary Letzigrund Stadium on Wednesday, September 4th. Will they build the fastest redstone contraptions or race to mine the most diamonds? The stakes are high, and the competition is fierce.

But wait, there’s a twist! The loser may have to give their in-game partner to the winner as a “sexual spoil of war”! Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Join now and witness the drama unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

GrannyGriefMC

adult relationships, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Confrontation, emotional boundaries, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family secrets, forgiveness, Generational conflict, grandmother, GrannyGriefMC, half-sister, intergenerational relationships, mother-daughter relationships, personal boundaries, reconciliation, retirement community, sibling relationships

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness family feuds that make the Kardashians look tame.

Imagine a world where players track down long-lost relatives against their wishes, only to be banned from the community for their meddling ways. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Jerry Springer.

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual family drama. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

JoyfulBlock SMP

appreciation, Contentment, daily delights, daily joys, everyday bliss, everyday contentment, everyday gratitude, everyday happiness, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness in little things, joy, JoyfulBlock, little things, mindfulness, simple happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, smp

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of finding a diamond in a pile of gravel! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret village hidden deep within the mountains where villagers trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FoodCraft: The Ultimate Hunger Games

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delight, delicacy, Dining, Favorite Food, Food, FoodCraft, forever food, games, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, satisfaction, Sustenance, sustenance for life, taste buds, Ultimate, ultimate dish

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you can only eat one food for the rest of your virtual life. But don’t worry, it’s not just any food – it’s enchanted golden apples! Imagine munching on those shiny, golden treats all day long while battling dragons and exploring hidden dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you eat enough enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your hands. Who needs boring old steak when you can have magical apple powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest food-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DroneWarsMC

advancement, aggression, airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Military, military tactics, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out with drones but in minecraft world!!! u can be part of the action and help ukraine advance deeper into russia’s territory by building epic bases and crafting powerful weapons!!! who needs real war when u can have virtual war in minecraft??? join now for the ultimate battle experience!!!

BlissfulBlockheads

Bliss, BlissfulBlockheads, Confidence, hand in hand, ignorance, mental health, mindset, optimism, overestimated, personal growth, positivity, Proving, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-perception

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So, like, come join dis server, cuz we got unicorns ridin’ pigs and chickens wearin’ top hats! You wanna see a cow doin’ the moonwalk? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the creepers throwin’ a disco party in the mineshaft!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.

So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?

5SecCouplesArgueFun

5SecCouplesArgueFun, anger management, communication skills, conflict management, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, couples arguments, couples therapy, de-escalation techniques, emotional regulation, emotional wellbeing, Five-second breaks, healthy relationships, mental health, mindfulness, preventing escalation, relationship advice, relationship tips, self-care, stress reduction

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hey u! ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like five-second breaks for couples’ arguments but in minecraft form! just take a five-second break from ur mining or building to defuse any conflicts u may have with other players. it’s proven to be just as effective as 10 or 15-second breaks in preventing escalation of drama. so come join us and experience the magic of minecraft therapy! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in our world, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of that? join now and let the craziness begin!

Avacraft

Adventure, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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GymliNET Anarchy

1.20.1, 2b2t style, Anarchy, Anticheat, GymliNET, Minecraft, Optimization, Plugins, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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2b2t-style anarchy server, running 1.20.1. Will never be updated on an always-on server. Completely vanilla experience, as the only mods are just optimization and anticheat plugins.

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CraftyFateMC Server

21 Million Downloads Campaign, Campaign, Chaldea Coin Calculator, CraftyFateMC, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/stay night REMASTERED, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP Rateups, FGO Raw Database, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Interlude Timeline, Mats/Summoning Info, News, rank up, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Space Ishtar Summon, summon

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, and you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. From building massive castles to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, we have exclusive events like the “Fate/stay night REMASTERED” Release Campaign where you can summon legendary heroes and take on epic quests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Farms Harvested:	305	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Buildings Constructed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6901	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

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PUMA’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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GrannyGriefMC

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JoyfulBlock SMP

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FoodCraft: The Ultimate Hunger Games

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DroneWarsMC

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BlissfulBlockheads

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5SecCouplesArgueFun

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Avacraft

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GymliNET Anarchy

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CraftyFateMC Server

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Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Farms Harvested:	892	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	52
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Animals Bred:	192	Mineshafts Explored:	1