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KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	3324	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	945
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	9058
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	158	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2261
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7230
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2132
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	211	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!