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Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Buildings Constructed:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Holy Grails Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	194	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	60
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Emeralds Found:	4596	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	399352
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!