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SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	1896	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1794	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Void Gems Collected:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Gods Slained:	2

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Animals Bred:	165
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	5216	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	88
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	189
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	21
New Chunks Explored:	929577	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!