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CraftyLingo

Accents, CraftyLingo, cultural slang, foreign language, language accents, language acquisition, language barriers, language education, language fluency, language fluency tips, language immersion, language learning tips, language mastery, language proficiency, language proficiency levels, language pronunciation., language skills, learning a language, Outsider, pronunciation variants

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

so, you want to join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you why you should join. first of all, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. if you join, you can help them hatch their evil plan (literally).

also, we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually really friendly and just want to play pranks on unsuspecting players. don’t worry, they won’t actually haunt you (maybe).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most wacky minecraft community around. who needs normal when you can have insane?

PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition

90s, academic achievement, Access, advantages, athletic development, college-educated parent, disparities, Edition, INEQUALITY, Kids, opportunities, organized sports, parental influence, Participation, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, social mobility, socio-economic status, sports programs, study, youth sports

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Farms Harvested:	468
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!

our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

No Kingdoms Just Chaos – Vanilla SMP for the 16+ Insane Minds!

Adventures, alliances, alliances and rivalries, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Diplomacy, European server, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, INSANE, Kingdoms, kingdoms SMP, Medieval, Minds.., multiplayer, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Vanilla, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

Discord

discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP where players can establish kingdoms, compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
Do you accept solo players?	We welcome both individual players and player groups who want to join us on this adventure.
How can I join the server?	Details for joining the server can be found on our Discord server.

BrutalKinoCraft Server

architectural style, Architecture, brutalist architecture, BrutalKinoCraft, Cinema, concrete jungle, design, dystopian future, eastern europe, film, industrial aesthetic, Kino, modernism, post brutalism, post-war, Server, social modernist, socialist realism, soviet union, urban decay, urban development, Urban planning

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Enchantments Applied:	169

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through post-brutalism and social modernist kino – whatever that means!

Our server is like no other, with buildings that defy gravity and landscapes that will make your jaw drop. Want to build a skyscraper that reaches the clouds? Go for it! Want to create a utopian society where everyone wears matching jumpsuits? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

EmiratiEmpire Minecraft SMP – Building Blocks of Greatness with the President of UAE

admired., benevolent, blocks, building, Compassionate, dignified, Diplomatic, EmiratiEmpire, esteemed, esteemed leader, gracious, GREATNESS, Gulf Cooperation Council, honorable, influential, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Positive, president, progressive, respectful, Role Model, Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, smp, uae, United Arab Emirates, Visionary

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	117	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! Our server is home to a community of players who have survived epic battles with giant creepers, built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tamed their own pet dragons (yes, really).

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Some say you can still hear his ghostly cries echoing through the caves at night, warning players of impending danger.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare and exotic block types, including the elusive rainbow ore that can only be mined by players who have proven themselves worthy in battle.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness, conquer the challenges, and maybe even make friends with a friendly zombie or two. Oh, and did we mention that the president of the United Arab Emirates is a huge fan of our server? Yeah, he totally is.

RentContributionMC Server

Agreement, apartment, bills, Communication, Contribution, ex, financial responsibility, Household, LANDLORD, legal obligations, living arrangement, living situation, Rent, RentContributionMC, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, roommates’ rights, Server, storage space, Sympathy, Utilities

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	New Chunks Explored:	662658

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience virtual roommate drama like never before!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find out that your roommate has moved in their ex without your consent. But wait, it gets better! The ex is now claiming your apartment as her own and bringing in all her belongings like it’s no big deal. And to top it off, she’s not paying rent because she’s in a “tough place.”

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our virtual landlord who will demand rent from all players, even if they’re just crashing at your virtual apartment for a few months. And if you’re feeling generous, you can always split the utilities “out of the kindness of your heart” just like in real life!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with unexpected roommates, awkward conversations about money, and the joy of virtual apartment living. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SpigotBlameGame

bill, Blaming, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, facebook, family, financial responsibility, flooded yard, LEAK.., misunderstanding, outside spigot, parenting, property damage, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, social media, SpigotBlameGame, water company, water pressure, water usage

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5619
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a toddler turning on a spigot for two days straight? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to find your entire virtual world flooded because someone left the water running. Who could it be? Maybe it was your mischievous niece, or perhaps it was a sneaky creeper trying to cause chaos.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your water bill). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just be sure to keep an eye on that spigot – you never know when it might turn on by itself!

ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

AnonSecrets, anonymous confession, concealed truth, ConfessCraft, confidential disclosure, confidential revelation, hidden confession, hidden desires, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate confession, personal confession, private confession, private revelation, private thoughts, secret revelation, Secrets, smp, suppressed memories, undisclosed confession, undisclosed emotions, unspoken feelings, untold secrets

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8392
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

barbaric punishment, brutal torture, Capital Punishment, corporal punishment, cruel and unusual punishment, cruel punishment, dehumanizing punishment, extreme forms of punishment, extreme punishment, historical punishments, human torture, inhumane treatment, medieval torture methods, PixelPunish, psychological torture, public executions, sadistic punishment, severe punishment, torture devices, unethical punishment, worst punishment

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8837	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!