come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.
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Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft
acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity
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Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.
Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding
Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!
We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!
While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!
Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!
Discord Info:
Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.
Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!
Our Plugins:
Plugins Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery And others! FAQ:
1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?
Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.
2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?
No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.
3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?
Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.
4. How often are events held on the server?
Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.
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YomaCraft Minecraft Server
17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issuesWelcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!
But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.
So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!
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SMP_SonnyBoiCraft
baseball league, batting average, blue hair, championship streak, discrimination, Hero, home run king, M-League, Mister Monkey, Monkey and Club, Monkey Blue, Monkey Mountain, monkeys, near-perfect game, persecution, pitching arm, Rookie, SMP_SonnyBoiCraft, Steroid Monkey, Tragedy, Upper Monkey
Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!
But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!
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BlockyLoveWeddingWalk
awkward, Best Friend, BlockyLoveWeddingWalk, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, ceremony, Communication, compromise, decision, friendship, Intimacy, reception, relationships, Religious, Request, Respect, sheltered, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding
Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.
Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.
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CraftySMPRejects
boring hobbies, CraftySMPRejects, dull hobbies, hobbies not worth it, hobbies to avoid, hobbies to ditch, hobbies to ignore, hobbies to pass on, hobbies to skip, hobbies to steer clear of, hobbies with no value, least fulfilling hobbies, mindless pastimes, pointless hobbies, popular hobbies, stupid hobbies, time wasters, uninspiring activities, uninteresting activities, unproductive pursuits, Waste of time
Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.
So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!
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Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47
Career Growth, company benefits, company communication, company culture, company environment, company ethics, company performance, company policies, company reputation, company values, corporate secrets, ExBlockbusterEmployee47, former employer, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, leadership style, management style, office politics, team dynamics, work experience, work-life balanceOh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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ResistanceCraft Server
Attack, axis of resistance, Conflict, coordination, extremism, foreign policy, Houthi, Insurgency, intervention, iran, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, provocation, regional politics, ResistanceCraft, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, Server, ShiA, Terrorism, Yemen
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, our leader is like a Houthi boss who’s all about attacking Israel with the “axis of resistance.” We got alliances with all the wackiest groups in the game, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join us and be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we got secret weapons and hidden bases that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Israel who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!
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RocketCraft: BoeingNoGo
aerospace, aerospace engineering, aerospace workforce, boeing, BoeingNoGo, employee training, Engineering, industry standards, Manufacturing, Quality Control, Report, rocket construction, RocketCraft, Rockets, safety regulations, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, Space Travel, unqualified workforce, workforce qualifications
so like, u kno how boeing makes dem big ol rockets? well turns out, dey got sum unqualified peeps buildin dem! like, imagine if u had a rocket ship built by sumone who dunno what dey doin! dat’s like, a disaster waitin to happen! but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise all our builders are top notch! no unqualified peeps here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! come join us and leave dem boeing rockets in da dust!
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DreamCraft PTSD Relief
brain changes, brain function, cognitive processing, DreamCraft, EMDR therapy, Emotional healing, Improvement, memory consolidation, memory enhancement, mental health, Mental Wellness, psychological treatment, ptsd, ptsd symptoms, Relief, Sleep, sleep therapy, study, Targeted Memory Reactivation, therapy techniques, TMR, trauma processing, traumatic memories
so, like, u wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna help u process all ur traumatic memories while u sleep. like, u can play and build stuff during the day, then at night BAM ur brain is gonna be all like, “hey, let’s deal with that PTSD in a fun and creative way!”we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?