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Macron’s Musk Madness

Business, Diplomacy, economic development, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, foreign investment, France, Government, government relations, innovation, international relations, leadership, Macron, Macrons, madness, Musk, Paris, Politics, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Animals Bred:	115
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

so, like, u gotta join dis server cuz, like, Macron is tryna impress Elon Musk n stuff, but Paris is like, nah, we outta here, so u gotta come hang with us instead, cuz we got all da cool kids and we buildin’ a giant statue of a potato in the sky, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat, amirite? Plus, we got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear sunglasses, it’s a total party up in here, so come join us before the aliens take over and make us all wear tinfoil hats, ya feel me?

Wearable Flare-Up Detector Server

biometric data, Chronic illness, Circadian patterns, Daily activity, detect, detector, digital health, disease management, flare-ups, FlareUp, health technology, heart rate variability, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, oxygenation, personalized medicine, Predict, remote healthcare, remote monitoring, Server, Symptoms, wearable, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we predict when your bowels gonna flare up! our wearable devices track your heart rate, oxygen levels, and daily activity to let you know when you might have a poop emergency! never be caught off guard again while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers! join now and experience the thrill of knowing when your bowels are gonna betray you!

Solarion SMP

3d view, application, armor stands, Community, Discord, Diverse, Events, hermitcraft, Interactive, java, Mature, multiplayer, player sleep, Plugins, Projects, Season, smp, Solarion, Vanilla, Voicechat, web browser, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Season 5 Overview

Start Date	1/10/25
Player Count	45 players for launch
Community	18+
Server Location	AZ, US (players from around the globe)

FAQ

Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

Question: Is there any moderation on language?

Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

Discord Link

Join Solarion SMP Discord

Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Best Girls, Character development, Competition, Defeat, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, Girls, injustice, LOSING, Lost, narrative arcs, perseverance, plot twists, Realm, redemption arcs, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Struggle, Tropes, Underdogs, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Animals Bred:	176	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

aita, BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1802	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	94	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mines Excavated:	2100	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!