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CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ores Mined:	8880
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crops Grown:	3906
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9826
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchantments Applied:	246
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.