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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

West China Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Bone, building, Builds, Community, Crafting, E-Celebs, Etho, Exploration, gameplay, hermitcraft, log, mcg, Minecraft, minecraft fandom, minecraft wiki, Mining, Redstone, Servers, Shenanigans, smp, Survival, Vanilla, zombie spawner dungeon

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

1.21.41, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, 19132, Bank, Battle of clans, Bed wars, Cases, Casino, Cheats, Clans, custom armor crafts, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Experience systems, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Griefing, Herobrine, Lucky blocks, Magic Items, many warps, minecraft 1.0, play.cubewix.fun, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Roleplay, Sky Wars, Survival, transformation into mobs, Unique generation, Weddings

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

play.cubewix.fun:19133

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, BlockyCraft, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	162
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimension Hops:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6385	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ores Mined:	5891	Dragon Eggs Found:	8973

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Astral Projections Made:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ores Mined:	3346
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8092	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2855
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	45	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Emeralds Found:	5813
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1330	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

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