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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Spears Created:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Emeralds Found:	9295

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	855	Dragon Eggs Found:	7666
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	6139
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2892
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	4351	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Crafty Ecstasy Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Animals Bred:	152	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Farms Harvested:	546	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!