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BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7232
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	650928
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2536	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Animals Bred:	112	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9244	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Villages Defended:	14

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	565	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!