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Alert System High – Minecraft

ALERT, biological defense, biological response, body’s response, chemical signals, danger signals, Dangerous, defense mechanism, health, HIGH, high alert, immune defense, immune response, immune system, Minecraft, olfaction, research, scent detection, Science, sensory perception, smelling, System, threat detection

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?! well let me tell u, this server is so lit that just being on it will make ur immune system go BRRRR! like, u will be so alert u can smell danger from a mile away! imagine being able to sniff out creepers before they even get close to u, that’s the power of this server!

not only that, but the mobs on this server are so scared of u that they run away as soon as they see u coming! u will be the ultimate minecraft warrior, feared by all! and get this, the diamonds on this server are so abundant that u will be swimming in them in no time! u will be the richest player in all the land!

so what are u waiting for?! join now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright crazy minecraft server ever created! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Gaming & Chill Zone SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Features: – **Community-Focused:** A thriving, inclusive community where friendships are made, and teamwork flourishes. – **Custom Gameplay:** Unique events, custom builds, and special plugins that enhance the Minecraft experience. – **Player Economy:** Engage in a player-driven economy with shops, trading, and more! – **Survival with a Twist:** Enjoy the classic survival mode with exciting twists, challenges, and rewards that keep the gameplay fresh. – **Active Staff:** Our dedicated team ensures the server runs smoothly, providing support and organizing exciting events. – **Cross-Platform:** Play with friends on both Java and Bedrock editions!

Join us and be a part of the **Gaming & Chill Zone SMP** today!

66.11.114.198:5080

Bath & Body Minecraft Server

Apology, Backlash, Bath, Bath & Body, Body, candle, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, groveling, inclusion, insensitive, KKK, ku klux klan, Label, Marketing, Minecraft, racism, Retail, sensitivity training, Server, social media, white hoods

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mines Excavated:	3106	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Minto’s Reversion: Minecraft SMP – The CGDCT Chronicles

Anime, anime character, anime trope, CGDCT, change of heart, character arc, Character development, character growth, Chronicles, Coming of Age, growth mindset., Minecraft, minto, Mintos, old ways, personal journey, redemption arc, ReVersion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-realization, slice of life, smp, transformation

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Void Gems Collected:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tea, honey! Minto was just tired of all the kawaii stuff and decided to go back to her old ways of being a hardcore Minecraft player. But get this, she joined this insane SMP where the only way to survive is by building the most outrageous, over-the-top structures you can imagine. Think giant statues of llamas wearing top hats or houses made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s like a wild, wacky dream come true! And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So if you’re ready for a crazy, chaotic adventure, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

TheraBlock – Waste No Time, Craft Your Mind!

adoption, bribery, Communication Issues, Craft, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Therapy, family unity, Guilt, Mind, name change, Resentment, sibling relationships, step parent, step siblings, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, TheraBlock, Therapy, therapy effectiveness, therapy sessions, Time, Waste

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to the most dysfunctional family therapy Minecraft server you’ll ever join!

Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!

Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?

Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!

FearlessCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Bravery, challenging fears, confronting fears, conquering fear, courage, emotional wellness, empowerment, facing fear, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	159
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds? Well, fear no more because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!

BlockyBedroomBlunders

adolescence, BlockyBedroomBlunders, childhood beliefs, childhood misconceptions, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, puberty, puberty misconceptions, reproductive health, reproductive system, sex education, sex education myths, sex facts, sex misconceptions, sexual development, sexual education, sexual education misconceptions, sexual health, sexual myths, Sexuality

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	1318	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and mine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.

From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!

UkraineCraft: Orbán’s Aid Mess-Up

aid, Alliance, Assistance, controversy, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Government, international relations, investigation, Manipulation, messup, Orbán, Orbans, political interference, president, Support, threat, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got Orbán, yeah, the dude who’s all like, “i’m gonna mess with Ukraine aid to help Trump,” but don’t worry, he’s just here to build some epic castles and stuff. like, imagine a castle made out of gold blocks and diamond doors, that’s what Orbán is gonna build.

and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.

so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Items Found:	5189	Crops Grown:	2928
Dragons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Votes:	3386	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!