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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9306 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.