PADRES Minecraft Servers

PADRES Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread

    Crafty Padres SMP Dodgers Game Thread
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 2168
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ores Mined: 2030
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Villages Defended: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join the Battle of the Beaneaters? In this server, players must survive for 30 minutes by only eating beans! That’s right, no steak or pork chops here, just good ol’ beans to keep you going.

    But that’s not all – there are crazy challenges and obstacles to overcome in order to be crowned the ultimate Beaneater champion. From navigating through a maze filled with explosive creepers to battling it out in a PvP arena where the ground is made of slippery ice, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server.

    And if you think you have what it takes to be the last Beaneater standing, then join us now and prove your worth! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret bean treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant the finder unlimited beans for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Battle of the Beaneaters and let the bean-filled madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PadresCraft – Minecraft Server

    PadresCraft – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 2141
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4450 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up (literally, because there’s no day-night cycle in our world). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your house with a misplaced block of TNT, then you might regret it a little).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 6101
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mines Excavated: 3678
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 276 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 2597
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2878
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 9129
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 2271
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Towns Built: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 3826
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8671
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 26 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7885
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Towns Built: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 7977
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Dimension Hops: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9760
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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