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NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

advanced materials, aerospace engineering, engineered nanoparticles, Environmental Science, extraterrestrial colonization, future technology, innovative materials, martian, Martian native materials, Martian terraforming, MAYHEM, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, NanoTerraCraft, planetary engineering, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Travel, sustainable technology, sustainable terraforming, terraforming process, terraforming technology

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Votes:	6462	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Endless Night Skies:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Minecraft, smp, ThePrankedPiggy, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8109	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.

RiotCraftUK: CounterProFun

activism, civil disobedience, Clashes, community response, community unity, counter-protesters, CounterProFun, demonstration, government response, law enforcement, political turmoil, protest, public outcry, Public Safety, Rally, RiotCraftUK, Riots, social justice, solidarity, UK disorder, Unrest, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Animals Bred:	189
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more chaos than a protest in the UK! Thousands of players are rallying together after riots in the game, causing absolute mayhem and madness. We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else!

SantasFarOutTrip

cheer, chimney, christmas, Distance, Farther.., Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Magic, Merry, north pole, Presents, reindeer, Santa Claus, SantasFarOutTrip, Sleigh, travel, Traveled, Winter

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	6244
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

so, like, this server is so lit, even santa claus himself has been here. he like, traveled farther than you to get here, bro. imagine that, santa claus in minecraft, giving out diamond blocks instead of presents. you gotta join this server just to see if you can catch a glimpse of the big man in red. plus, rumor has it that the elves are actually creepers in disguise, so watch out for those sneaky little buggers. come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get a present from santa himself. ho ho ho, let’s mine and craft, baby!

LonelyCraft: AI Detects Feelings

ai, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, communication analysis, data analysis, Detects, emotional well being, feelings, Loneliness, loneliness detection, loneliness in older adults, loneliness intervention, loneliness prevention, loneliness research, LonelyCraft, machine learning, mental health, older adults, research, social isolation, speech patterns., Technology, technology in healthcare

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	4715
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	New Chunks Explored:	299441
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Villages Defended:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	752
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so like, u ever feel lonely in minecraft? well dis server got u covered! our AI technology can like, read ur speech patterns and tell if u lonely or not. we got ur back, especially if u an older player who just wants sum friends to play with. join us and let our fancy technology make u feel less lonely, cuz who needs real friends when u got AI, amirite? come join da fun and never feel lonely again in dis crazy minecraft world!

DickCraft Server: Career Advancement Guaranteed!

advancement, Bring Me, career, career advancement, career development, career goals, Career Growth, career progression, career success, climb the career ladder, corporate ladder, demonstrate success, DickCraft, Dicks, GUARANTEED, job advancement, job promotion, office success, Professional Growth, professional success, Server, show and tell, show me, Show Me the Way, workplace advancement

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	7306	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a unique advancement system – bring us some dicks and we’ll show you how to climb the career ladder in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dick Collector, who roams the lands in search of the most impressive dicks to add to his collection. Will you be the one to impress him and earn a spot in his Hall of Fame?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that collecting dicks could be so rewarding?

LimbusCraft SMP – General Shenanigans #1773

Cleanup Captain, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, Dimension Shredder, download links, Ego, Event Extractions, FAQs, Fell Bullet, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Mirror Dungeon, MultiCrack Office, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Shenanigans, Sinner info, smp, Target Extraction, Upcoming Events, Useful resources, W Corp, Wuthering

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	138	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Season 4 is here and we’re diving into the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll have to face off against evil reflections of yourself while trying to survive the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Upcoming Events include Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, where you’ll have to solve a murder mystery while riding a speeding train through dangerous terrain. Can you crack the case before the train derails?

And don’t miss out on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade, where everyone has to wear ridiculous costumes while battling it out in PvP arenas. Who will emerge victorious in this fashion-forward fight to the death?

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft SMP is for the insane extractions happening right now. We’ve got MultiCrack Office Rep. Faust trying to shred dimensions and W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis taking on the notorious target extraction of [Gregor]. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, join us now! Just be prepared for spoilers from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, because we’re all about that crossover chaos. Download the game, follow us on Twitter, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the mirror maze, gamers!