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NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Features, gameplay, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, new generation, night time, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique, Vampirism

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

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Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

#youtube, bad, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Discord, Economy, ends, exploits, Friendly, gamemode, Grief, Hacks, Ip:, java, Jobs, Kindness, Laughter, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, pockets, PvE, Respect, rules, Server, Servers, SHRINK, Spam, Survival, tiktok

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5788
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Links

Server IP – play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21
Discord
YouTube
TikTok
Patreon

FAQ

How can I start a business on the server?: You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?: While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?: Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
How can I advertise my business on the server?: You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

Analysis, confusion, consideration, contemplation, deep thoughts, deliberation, hmmm, Hmmmmmmmmmmm, introspection, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, pondering, Questioning, Reflection, rumination, smp, Soul searching, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

KidWatch Minecraft Server

child safety, childcare, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, family dynamics, Frustration, Household Management, household responsibilities, household tasks, KidWatch, Marriage, Minecraft, multitasking, parenting, parenting disagreements, Server, sharing responsibilities, supervision, teamwork, work-life balance, young children

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MommaNoWedding

ceremony, Chef de Cuisine, concert venue, emotional distress, ENGAGEMENT, family, grudges, happy moment, high end restaurant, INDEPENDENCE, life choices, long term relationship, MommaNoWedding, mother-daughter relationship, old school, sibling support, stubbornness, Traditional, vip lounge, Wedding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Items Found:	8079	Dragon Eggs Found:	6834
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

SaltySMP_Hater

annoying habits, bad manners, being judgmental, being untrustworthy, constant interrupting, excessive talking, gossiping, inconsiderate actions, irritating behaviors, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of respect, loud chewing, Negativity, passive aggressiveness, Pet Peeves, poor hygiene, rude behavior, SaltySMP_Hater, Selfishness, tardiness

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2898	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Crops Grown:	3772
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

Skillz4DayzCraft

Abilities, AMBITION, Aptitude, aspiration, capability, Development, education, Enhancement, Expertise, growth, Improvement, INSTANT, knowledge, learning, Mastery, Potential, proficiency, Skills, Skillz4DayzCraft, talent, Training

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

GinniCraft – Iranian Impersonators

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Farms Harvested:	592
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	687564	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

so, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Iranian hackers wanna join in on the fun! They were all like, “we gotta impersonate Ginni Thomas and join this server, it’s gonna be lit!”

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We’ve got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was totally insane, but also kinda awesome.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We’ve got a whole crew of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing all day long. Like, there’s this one guy who only speaks in pirate talk, and another who wears a chicken suit everywhere he goes. It’s like a never-ending comedy show on this server.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on down to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some Iranian hackers along the way. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Grave Property – Own it!

Afterlife, burial, burial ground, cemetery, death, end of life, Estate Planning, eternal rest, family plot, final resting place, grave, gravestone, Inheritance, interment, Legacy, memorial, mortality, Property, property ownership, Solemn, Somber

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	994756

lol come join our minecraft server where u can own not just one, but MULTIPLE GRAVES!!! yep, u heard it right, u can be the proud owner of a bunch of graves in our server. imagine bragging to ur friends about how many graves u own, they’ll be so jelly.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are actually really chill once u get to know them. they throw the best parties and always have the dankest loot to trade.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper adoption center? u can adopt ur very own creeper and train it to be ur loyal explosive companion. just make sure to feed it plenty of gunpowder or else it might get a little… hangry.

so come on down to our server, where the graves are plenty, the zombie pigmen are friendly, and the creepers are waiting for their forever homes. what are u waiting for? join now and start living your best minecraft life!