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Social Contract Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	90
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	137	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	813
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	707
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ores Mined:	618	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7323	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	251

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	8848
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!