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Exes & O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Potions Brewed:	84	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.

Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!

So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!

DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Votes:	1678	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Mines Excavated:	3429
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Towns Built:	9	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Votes:	6408

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Items Found:	5097	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Votes:	7163	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.