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BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Potions Brewed:	84	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	174
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	2412	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Assessment, chances, ChancesAreGood, critique, Entertainment, Evaluation, Feedback, Good, likelihood, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, opinion, Positive, Potential, Probability, Quality, Rating, reaction, review, Server, Video

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…

TankGirls Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anticipation, casual looking, Characters, comedy, fan favorites., girls und panzer, gup, japanese animation, Military, Minecraft, Momonga, next movie, obscure guppies, op, school girls, screen time, Sequel, Server, tank battles, TankGirls, three years

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	3098

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a casual looking Momonga appears as the freaking OP and starts wreaking havoc on the server. But wait, there’s more! We have obscure guppies that need more screen time for the next Minecraft movie in three years. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness? Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoHurtFeelsCraft

blended family, bullying, Communication, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dreadlocks, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, lessons learned, NoHurtFeelsCraft, parenting, peer pressure, personal choices, Respect, Self-expression, step-parenting, Sympathy, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this dad, his son, and their dreadlocks.

Looking for a server where you can express yourself through your character’s hairstyle? Well, look no further! Just like this son who wanted to emulate his dad’s dreadlocks, you can customize your Minecraft avatar to reflect your unique style.

Experience the thrill of standing up to bullies, just like this son did when he decided to cut his locks despite the teasing. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server and have to make tough decisions too!

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a lesson or two about the importance of communication and respect. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to console a fellow player who’s made a regrettable decision – just like this dad had to do with his son!

So come on over and join the fun – you never know what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoAlcoholCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoAlcoholCraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2655
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

If someone offered you $50 per day to never drink alcohol again, would you take it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer you the chance to earn $50 per day just by playing! That’s right, simply by mining, building, and surviving in our virtual world, you can make bank without ever having to give up your favorite adult beverages.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that it will grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in battle. Imagine all the diamonds, enchanted gear, and bragging rights you’ll have once you’ve bested this beast!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our PvP arena, where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Warrior. Will you emerge victorious and claim the prize of a lifetime supply of golden apples? Only time will tell.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the rewards are plentiful, and the possibilities are endless. Who needs $50 a day when you can have all this and more in our pixelated paradise?

BlockBusters2025

adult content, AMERICANS, BlockBusters2025, Censorship, civil liberties, controversial laws, Ethics, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, internet regulation, legislation, morality, personal choice, porn, Project 2025, public opinion, sexual expression, social norms, societal impact

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where porn is illegal in 2025? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual paradise where porn is not only legal, but encouraged! Join us and escape the oppressive laws of the real world as you build, explore, and indulge in all the adult content your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and loves to watch players get freaky in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

WolfCraft2024

banned, controversy, Demiral, disciplinary action, disciplinary committee, Euro 2024, European Championship, Fair Play, football, football news, Gesture, national team, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, suspension, turkey, Turkish player, UEFA, wolf gesture, WolfCraft2024

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they get banned for doin’ wolf gestures? well, u found the right place, buddy! our server is so crazy, even the mobs are like “what the heck is happenin’ here?” join us if u wanna experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay ever. who knows, maybe u’ll end up gettin’ banned for doin’ a chicken dance or somethin’. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

Dad’s Energy MC Server: No Vanilla Ice [No SMP] 1.21, Java, Fabric whitelist – Not inspired by Hermitcraft, not mature, not family-friendly

#exciting, Active, Builds, Community, Competitions, Dad Energy, Dads, Discord, Drama-free, ENERGY, enthusiasts, Events, Fabric, Familyfriendly, Farms, Friendly, gender-inclusive, hermitcraft, Ice, Inspired, java, Label, like-minded, Mature, Minigames, Players, PvP, Server, smp, Tournament, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Farms Harvested:	859
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Mature Minecraft Enthusiasts
Launch Date	February 2024
Relaunch Event	July 13th, 2024 (1.21 upgrade)
Community Features

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Who is this server aimed at?

A: The server is aimed at mature Minecraft enthusiasts who identify with the ‘Dad Energy’ label. It is open to all genders and is not strictly age-limited.

Q: When did the server start?

A: The server started in February 2024.

Q: What kind of activities does the server offer?

A: The server offers community builds and farms, minigames, PVP tournaments, competitions, and more.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: Drop into the discord server and say hi! [https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh](https://discord.gg/ERHpPuu2Qh)