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Minecraft Pirates

Anime, Antagonist, Character, cute, design, Durable, fan favorite, Fashionable, iconic, Manga, memorable, Minecraft, one piece, Pachy, Pirates, Popular, Powerful, strength, STRONG, ulti, Unique, Villain

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ores Mined:	5641
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of squares? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become the ultimate pachy – cute, fashionable, and ready to take on anything that comes your way!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find yourself in the middle of epic battles with giant spiders, dragons, and even evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Only the strongest and most stylish pachys can survive in this crazy world, so why not join us and show off your skills?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate pachy in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	277095	Emeralds Found:	7182
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

Community, Cosmetics, decorations, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, fullon, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Protection, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shenanigans, smp, Summer event, Survival, tight, Vanilla, Whitelist, wow

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Animals Bred:	120
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5586
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mines Excavated:	2232	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
Founded on: April 14, 2023
Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Primary Language: English
Server Leadership: International, with German players

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft?	Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
Is the server active and long-term?	Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
What is the primary language spoken on the server?	The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
Are there any upcoming events or updates?	Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Conflict, conspiracy theories, cultural tensions, discrimination, extremism, Genocide, Global Issues, History, Holocaust, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, persecution, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Religion, Server, Stereotypes, violence, WarCraftJewels, Wars

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”

Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.

But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).

KindCraft SMP – Be Kind to Each Other

acceptance, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Diversity, Empathy, equality, Harmony, Humanity, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, love, oneness, Peace, Respect, smp, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where we are all one big dysfunctional family! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon. – Our admin is actually a wizard who can turn any block into a diamond block with a flick of his wand. – If you join, you’ll be gifted a pet creeper that only explodes on command. It’s the perfect way to prank your friends! – We have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a Nether portal and straight into the belly of a giant lava monster. Don’t worry, it’s friendly. – Our server currency is actually emerald-encrusted golden carrots. Who needs diamonds when you can have blinged-out veggies?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and plenty of laughs along the way!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

FightClubCraft

aita, Apologize.., christmas present, DAUGHTER, Doll, expensive, Fight, FightClubCraft, Friends, play date, purpose, reimbursement, school club, son not welcome, telling mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset, wrong, young

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in real life! Join us for a virtual playdate with your friends and their kids, where anything can happen.

Experience the thrill of snapping dolls in our virtual world – but be prepared for the consequences! Our players take their dolls very seriously, just like Amy and Ben. Will you be the one to make Amy cry and refuse to play with you ever again?

Join us for outrageous playdates where expensive dolls are the norm and parents are willing to reimburse you for any damages. Who knew dolls for a 7-year-old could cost so much? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Make friends, break dolls, and navigate the complex relationships between kids and parents. Will you be the one to banish a player from your virtual house for snapping dolls on purpose? Or will you forgive and forget, just like Jane suggests?

Come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where kids are kids and drama is just a click away. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual playdate gone wrong – but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

air defense, airspace, ALERT, Breach, China, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, jets, Military, military escalation, Minecraft, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

yo, dis server be so lit dat even countries be fightin’ ova it! imagine playin’ Minecraft and suddenly Japan be sendin’ jets to take down China’s recon plane tryna sneak into da server! join us and be part of da epic battle for control of dis epic virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have dis level of excitement in Minecraft? come join da fun and see what crazy shenanigans happen next!