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Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Void Gems Collected:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Animals Bred:	128
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2614	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Crops Grown:	3166
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Void Armor Forged:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com

Astoria KitPvP

1.8, Arena, armor kits, Astoria KitPvP, auction house, Combat, Economy, Enchanted Golden Apples, Enchantments, experience points, KitPvP, Minecraft, personal vaults, Potions, PvP, PvP enthusiasts, Resource Management, Server, shop system, strategic combat, Tipped arrows, weapons

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mines Excavated:	2500	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Astoria KitPvP (astoria.fun)

Astoria is a dynamic Minecraft KitPvP server that embraces the classic 1.8-style PvP combat in a sprawling custom-designed arena.

Players can equip themselves through the server’s extensive shop system, offering a variety of armor kits, weapons, and essential support items like enchanted golden apples, potions, and tipped arrows. For those looking to power up further, there’s a dedicated shop for purchasing enchantments and experience points.

The server’s robust economy allows players to trade and profit by buying and selling items in an auction house. To store their valuable gear and loot, each player has access to personal vaults. With an emphasis on strategic combat and resource management, Astoria provides a thrilling experience for PvP enthusiasts.

IP: astoria.fun

astoria.fun

Baby Love Minecraft Server

adoption, baby, biological instinct, child care, Cultural differences, emotional attachment, family dynamics, identity issues, Interracial Relationships, love, love for children, Minecraft, non White nannies, non-white women, parenting, racial stereotypes, raising children, Server, social status, societal norms, successful White couples, wealthy class, white babies

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where White couples hire non White nannies to raise their children in-game. Watch as the nannies treat the kids like their own and wish they were biologically theirs – it’s a virtual soap opera like you’ve never seen before! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to explore?

”It’s Finally Happening Minecraft SMP”

Advanced technology, cutting-edge technology, Finally, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming experience, gaming gear, Graphics Card, Happening, hardware upgrade, high performance, long awaited, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, nvidia, PC Gaming, powerful GPU, rtx 5090, smp, Technology, upcoming release, Upgrade

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6600	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Votes:	2041	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before on our server! With the upcoming release of the RTX 5090, you’ll be able to see every block in stunning, crystal-clear detail. Say goodbye to those blurry pixels and hello to ultra-realistic sheep wool!

Join our SMP for the chance to win your very own RTX 5090 by participating in our weekly building competitions. Build the most epic roller coaster or create a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme for a chance to win big!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Will you be the one to find this mythical beast and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade your gaming experience and join our server today for a chance to win big prizes, encounter legendary creatures, and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7243
Potions Brewed:	69	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Villages Defended:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!