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UkrainianDroneAssaultMCServer

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Drone Assault, Drones, eastern europe, Fires, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Moscow, power plants, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Tver, Ukraine-Russia relations, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneAssaultMCServer, War, WARFARE

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3474
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

hey u ever wanted to be part of a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a ukrainian drone assault on moscow and tver power plants? yea, we’re that epic. join us for some explosive fun and chaos as we take over the world block by block. who needs peace when you can have explosions and fires everywhere? come join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it. just make sure to bring your fire extinguisher and gas mask, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

BlockyBanterCraft

BlockyBanterCraft, brutality, bullet wounds, Conflict, crime, current events, gaza, hostages, injustice, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, signs of neglect, Slain, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that drop diamonds and creepers that explode in rainbows! Plus, our dungeons are filled with treasure and secret passages that lead to a land of infinite cake!

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is like, a battleground of epic proportions where you can battle other players with enchanted weapons and ride on flying pigs! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like parkour races on top of giant floating tacos!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of adventure and madness, where even the slain Gaza hostages have respawned as super-powered warriors ready to take on any challenge! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

What is the IP for Knarfy Minecraft Server?

BREAKING, breaking minecraft, clean, dumb ideas, family, Friendly, Fun, funny, Gaming, knafy, knarfy, Minecraft, Mods, Problems, Server, solving, YouTuber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4283	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Knarfy is a multi-talented artist known for his unique blend of music, comedy, and performance art. With a background in theatre and music production, Knarfy has developed a signature style that is both entertaining and thought-provoking. Known for his quirky sense of humor and infectious energy, Knarfy has built a dedicated following both online and in the live performance scene. Always pushing boundaries and challenging norms, Knarfy continues to captivate audiences with his dynamic and engaging performances.

INHUMAN.online SpaceTech Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Exploration, Forestry, Galacticraft, Gaming, HiTech, Industrial Craft, inhuman, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, RailCraft, Roleplay, Server, SpaceTech, Survival, virtual reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Love Letters Sent:	16

The owner of the server “INHUMAN.online SpaceTech” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

GreenSideMC Server

#sustainability, climate change, conservation, eco-conscious, eco-friendly, eco-friendly living, eco-friendly products, environmentally conscious., green energy, green initiatives, green living, green living ideas, green living tips, green movement, green technology, GreenSideMC, organic gardening, reduce waste, renewable energy, Server, sustainable living, zero waste lifestyle

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	813	Crops Grown:	1222
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6583
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Emeralds Found:	2086	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us and you might just find yourself moving to the green side – literally! Our grass blocks are so lush and vibrant, you’ll want to set up camp and start a farm ASAP.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and actually win! True story, bro. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Steve himself, rumored to be hidden in the depths of our server’s most treacherous dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known for photobombing unsuspecting players at the worst possible moment. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans happening on our server. See you there, fellow blockheads!

TheCraftyDJT – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Aka, beats, club, Dance, Dead, dj, DJT, Edition, electronic, EURO, HOURS, mastermind, me, Minecraft, Mixtape, morbido, Music, nightlife, Party, remix, smp, TheCraftyDJT, Underground, VIBES

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Farms Harvested:	340
Star Shards Collected:	53	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further than dead euro hours aka me and morbido edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, me and morbido decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Why, you may ask? Because why not! And that’s the kind of energy you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We also have regular events like “TNT Cannon Building Contest” and “Zombie Pigman Jousting Tournament.” Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players riding zombie pigmen while wielding carrots as lances.

So what are you waiting for? Join dead euro hours aka me and morbido edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoKeyNoEntryMC

adulting, Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, emotional boundaries, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, home security, INDEPENDENCE, new homeowner, NoKeyNoEntryMC, parental expectations, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value privacy just like you value your new house key! Join us and build your own fortress of solitude where no parents, or anyone else for that matter, can enter without your permission.

Imagine a world where you can live out your wildest dreams without any pesky intruders trying to crash your party. Build a moat filled with lava to keep out nosy neighbors, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from unwanted visitors.

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be the master of your own domain, just like you are in real life with your house key. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to rule over?

TeacherSaidMeBest – Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, education, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, impactful words, inspiration, learning, life lessons, memorable moment, mentor, Minecraft, motivation, Positive reinforcement, praise, Role Model, School, smp, Support, Teacher, TeacherSaidMeBest, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Potions Brewed:	185	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	202338	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old school lectures? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the teachers are actually creepers in disguise! That’s right, you’ll never know when your math lesson will turn into a TNT explosion. Plus, our history teacher is a zombie who can’t stop talking about the good old days of the apocalypse. So if you want a truly unique educational experience, join us now!

BlockyDisagreements

alternative viewpoint, BlockyDisagreements, contrary stance, controversial, different perspective, differing belief, disagree, dissenting opinion, dissenting perspective, divergent thinking, individualistic, minority opinion, nonconformist, opposing view, personal belief, popular opinion, Unconventional, unconventional opinion, unconventional thoughts., unique viewpoint, unpopular belief

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.

On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

CraftyKhameneiJailTime

activism, authoritarian regime, Blogger, Censorship, CraftyKhameneiJailTime, digital rights, dot, freedom of speech, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Iranian, jail term, Khamenei, Long, online activism, political dissent, protest, social justice, social media, tweet

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.