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BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CraftySuicideRiskMC

adverse effects, CraftySuicideRiskMC, drug reactions, drug safety monitoring, drug side effects, drug-related suicides, higher risk, medication risks, medication safety, mental health, mental health risks, new study, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, pharmacological risks, pharmacovigilance, public health, semaglutide, suicidal thoughts, Wegovy, WHO database

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	8840	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness

#youtube, bangin, Black Lives Matter, controversial, cultural commentary, Hip Hop, HwdMJE0t8JM, Lyrics, madness, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music video, Police Brutality, Provocative, racism, racist, smp, Social Issues, systemic racism, Theme, trending, viral

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Emeralds Found:	8755	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Animals Bred:	101	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

affordability, blocks, Budget, cost, costly, Expenditure, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, high-priced, inflation, Lavish, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Opulent, Overpriced, price tag, smp, unaffordable, unattainable, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Holy Grails Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!