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Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ores Mined:	3862
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	8134	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Items Found:	7172
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Potions Brewed:	145
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3871	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ores Mined:	6975
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Votes:	5725
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8538
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun