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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mines Excavated:	2118	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Animals Bred:	69	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	2095
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Zombie Dances:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

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