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DebtCraft Minecraft Server

$315 trillion, Borrowing, creditors, debt burden, debt crisis, debt holders, debt levels, DebtCraft, DEBTORS, economic stability, financial institutions, financial system, global debt, global economy, global financial market, government debt, interest rates, Lending, Minecraft, national debt, OWE, Repayment, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Votes:	3366
Animals Bred:	156	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of being in debt in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house! With a global debt of $315 trillion, who do we owe to? Probably Herobrine, that sneaky guy always causing chaos in the economy. Join us and help pay off the debt by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player on the server and finally pay off that pesky debt!

InternetEraMC SMP

advancement, Batman, Communication, connectivity, cyber, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, INFORMATION, innovation, internet era, InternetEraMC, modern society, never again, ONLINE, progress, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world, web

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like Batman! That’s right, we have secret underground bases, grappling hooks, and even a Batmobile (okay, it’s just a really fast minecart, but close enough). Join us and never live in this internet era ever again because you’ll be too busy fighting crime and building epic structures with your fellow players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner superhero!

Momzilla Minecraft Server

aita, ALS, Apology, bad mouthing, Civil, couch surfing, cut out, Divorced, Ecstatic, Father, messy divorce, Military, Minecraft, Momzilla, Mother, Proposal, Rebuild, relationship, Rocky, Server, speak at wedding, special day, Successful, Wedding, well off

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	1839	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy family dynamics in this story.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes (in-game, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream wedding venue on 4/20 (yes, we planned it that way) while dealing with parents who just can’t seem to get along. Will you be able to keep the peace or will you have to kick them out of the virtual wedding ceremony? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are just as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between your mom and dad in a virtual showdown. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

children, co-pays, Consultation, credit card, daughter’s health, Divorce, eating habits, Endometriosis, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, FATIGUE, financial plan, Hashimoto’s Disease, Headaches, health issues, Illness, internet fear mongering, involvement, medical expenses, Nausea, Pay4DaughtersTests, specialists, Testing

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	488261	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

AgeCraft, aging, alcohol consumption, collagen depletion, dark circles, diet, environmental factors, Fine Lines, genetics, grey hair, hydration, lack of exercise, lifestyle choices, long-term sun exposure, sagging skin, Skincare Routine, sleep habits, smoking, smp, stress levels, sun damage, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Emeralds Found:	480	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Animals Bred:	180	Crops Grown:	5942
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

OverheardCraft

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, funny, gossip, odd, off the wall, offbeat, outlandish, Overheard, OverheardCraft, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, surreptitious, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Towns Built:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Have you ever overheard a chicken plotting world domination with a group of creepers? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic battles between villagers and zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is our Minecraft world!

CraftyUkrainians

CraftyUkrainians, economic assistance, economic development, economic growth, economic recovery, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial support, foreign relations, funding, G7, global economy, government support, international aid, International cooperation, Investment, monetary assistance, political negotiations, Ukraine, US$50 billion

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Ores Mined:	7593	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Votes:	3045	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!

ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity

antiviral immunity, antiviral response, Function, host defense, immune function, immune response, immune system, immune system regulation, immunity, Mechanism, Molecular biology, new discovery, Paris, research, RNA molecules, viral defense, viral infections, viral replication, viral RNA, viral tRNA, ViralTNTCraft, virology

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Votes:	9232	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, agdg demo day, AGDG resources, aggydoggy edition, amateur game development, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, game development resources, game development tools, helpful links, How to WebM, indie games, marmoreal, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure Marmoreal and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the latest creations from our community of mad geniuses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Aggydoggy, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it, if you offer it a diamond block, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HousePartyHavoc Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, Communication, consent, couple, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fun, House Party, HousePartyHavoc, Intimacy, Invitation, Minecraft, offer, Open-mindedness, opportunity, Party, sexual encounter, sexual proposition, smp, social situation, Threesome

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Star Shards Collected:	293
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

> You’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the server when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you, demanding you join their creeper cult. Do you accept their explosive invitation?

> You stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, who claim to be the elite llama mafia of the server. Will you join their fancy ranks or risk facing their llama wrath?

> A mysterious player named “Steve” challenges you to a build battle, but little do you know, Steve is actually a sentient block of dirt with a vendetta against all players who dare to underestimate the power of dirt. Will you emerge victorious or be buried in a pile of dirt blocks?

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters, bizarre quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what insanity awaits you in this server?