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Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	477	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension Hops:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	684	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	44

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2994
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	4275

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2702
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	6450	Runes Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	733020
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!