P.Cortes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DepressCraft: TikSnapFace Server

Adults, DepressCraft, depression, digital age, facebook, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health impact, mental health study, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Online platforms, research, screen time, Server, snapchat, social media, social media usage, social-networking, study, Technology, TikSnapFace, tiktok

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so, like, u know what’s gonna make u feel better than all that social media crap? joining our EPIC minecraft server, DUH! like, seriously, forget about all those depressing posts and toxic comments, come hang out with us and build some crazy sh*t in the virtual world.

we got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move. plus, our resident wizard can turn your boring old house into a castle made of candy.

trust me, once u join our server, u won’t even remember what depression feels like. u’ll be too busy laughing at the ridiculousness of it all. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftforlife #forgetsocialmedia #jointhefun

EVRONIPPON Minecraft Server

Asia, comparison, Cross-cultural, Differences, Diversity, eastern europe, European culture, EVRONIPPON, evropa, Exploration, Fusion, Global, International, Japan, Japanese culture, Minecraft, Modernization, polska, Server, Similarities, tradition, travel, Unique

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to think of ourselves as the Japan of Europe… but with a Polish twist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing chickens who will teach you the art of Polish folk dancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. Our admin team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they mean business.

3. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. Our custom mounts include everything from magical unicorns to giant hamsters.

4. Our spawn town is a replica of the entire city of Warsaw, complete with a working tram system and a giant statue of a pierogi. Because why not?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness that is Polska… the Japan of EVROPA! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AnimeNudeLover Minecraft SMP

acceptance, animated series, animation, Anime, AnimeNudeLover, art, body positivity, Characters, creativity, cute, Diversity, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, humor, Japanese culture, love, Minecraft, positive representation, romance, smp, television, wholesome nudity

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Runes Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	3449	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild anime dream come true! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of naked anime characters come running by, causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a wacky anime convention, with wholesome nudity thrown in for good measure. Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Birthing Buddies Minecraft Server

birthing, birthing partner, boundary setting, Buddies, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Generational conflict, Grief, intergenerational misunderstandings, Minecraft, mother’s death, parental cheating, parental expectations, personal boundaries, Server, sibling rivalry, stepmother issues, support during pregnancy, teenage struggles

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Potions Brewed:	195
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of birthing partner drama, family feuds, and unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine being forced to be a birthing partner for your dad’s wife, who you can’t stand. But wait, there’s more! She’s been stepping on your toes since day one, making assumptions about your culture, swapping out your precious photos, and even inviting herself to your girl time outings without bringing any money. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, setting boundaries, and dealing with a demanding family member who just won’t take no for an answer. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you be dragged into a whirlwind of family drama?

Join our Minecraft server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected twists, and a chance to prove that you’re not just a pawn in someone else’s game. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

InLawFreeZoneMC

AITAH, Cancel, Closure, DISRESPECTFUL, donation, family, forewarning, Guilt, home repairs, Honor, husband, in-laws, InLawFreeZoneMC, Invaded, memorial, MONEY, relationship, reschedule, step mom, UNCOMFORTABLE, Widow

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the mobs! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Imagine a world where grief, guilt, and home repairs collide in the most outrageous way possible. Will you stand up to unwanted visitors like this player did, or will you let them take over your virtual home too?

With $500 on the line and family drama at every corner, this server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Star Shards Collected:	196	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Void Armor Forged:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	110	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyTwistsMC

audience engagement, audience response, Audiences, core element, CraftyTwistsMC, narrative reversals, Narrative structure, Predict, researchers, storytelling, storytelling analysis, storytelling effectiveness, storytelling elements, storytelling impact, storytelling psychology, storytelling research, storytelling strategies, storytelling success, Storytelling techniques, storytelling tips, success

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Alien Abductions:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.