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Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Votes:	5914

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Animals Bred:	187	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	138
Players Killed by Monsters:	9384	Dragon Eggs Found:	6400
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Crops Grown:	8125
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Love Letters Sent:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4827	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!