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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2048 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 122 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
