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BlockPartySizeSecrets

aita, alcohol influence, anger, Apology, BlockPartySizeSecrets, body image, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, girl talk, girlfriend’s friends, Insecurities, kicking out, overreacting, privacy, relationship boundaries, Respect, self esteem, size betrayal, Trust

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1808
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Star Shards Collected:	273

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your relationship problems behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about your troubles. No more worrying about your size or what your girlfriend’s friends think of you. On our server, the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never have to deal with drama like this again. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a world of fun and adventure!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your way to happiness! Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with girlfriend drama.

Life’sBestDay Minecraft SMP

best day ever, cherished memories, defining moments, greatest day, happiest day, Happiness, joyous occasions, life changing, life highlights, LifesBestDay, memorable moments, milestone, Minecraft, peak experiences, peak moments, peak of happiness, personal achievements, significant events, smp, special occasions, treasured memories, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable milestones

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1215	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

The greatest day of your life? Pshhh, that’s easy – it’s the day you join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block just lying on the ground. But that’s not all, oh no. They also stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with cake and puppies! And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me just say this – our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make every day the greatest day of your life!

BlockyGrinCraft

always smiling, BlockyGrinCraft, bright side, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Happiness, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, keep smiling, Laughter, never stop smiling, never-ending smiles, positive energy, positivity, smile forever, smiling is infectious, spreading smiles, Uplifting

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	New Chunks Explored:	683528

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on a magical journey through pixelated wonderland. Build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for all who dare to join. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Your smile will never cease, we guarantee it!

LimoCraft Minecraft Server

black limo, controversial, Diplomacy, diplomatic visit, high-profile, illegal, international relations, iran, LimoCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear deal, Politics, putin, russian president, sanctions, Secret meeting, SECURITY, Server, summit, surprise meeting, unexpected arrival, world leaders

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Towns Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	2363
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where putin drives around in a black limo in iran for a surprise summit! u can build ur own limo and race against putin, who is secretly a minecraft pro! he will challenge u to build the most outrageous structures and if u win, he will give u a secret code to unlock a special hidden world where u can mine diamonds for days! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! #putinlimo #minecraftmadness

CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ores Mined:	8737
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	5814

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

alternative energy, carbon dioxide reduction, carbon emissions, clean air, clean technology, climate change, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy innovation, environmental impact, Fun, green energy, green technology, Green.., Haven, Hydrogen, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen generation, pollution reduction, renewable energy, renewable resources, Sustainable development, sustainable energy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

autism, awkward moments, cold war, cultural references, czechoslovakia, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European countries, european history, former nations, geography, History, international boundaries, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nostalgia, Political Correctness, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, soviet union, Stare

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5759	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, BDSM, cybersex, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, exhibitionism, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetishes, Group Chat, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Roleplay, sexting, smp, stepping stone, Submission, taboo, Talky, voyeurism

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BroBroCraft, brother, Clients, compensation, computer repair business, Dilemma, dream, family favor, Guilt, Help, inconsiderate, Minecraft, Pay, reddit, Routine, Server, Small Business, stable job, Support, Time management, Upset, valuable time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Farms Harvested:	747	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

BrotherlyLoveCraft

BETRAYAL, brother, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Communication, Copying, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, family, feelings, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Marriage, misunderstandings, nagging, planned, Proposal, relationships, sibling rivalry, Timing, Upset

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?