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Opiates vs Benzos Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! Forget about worrying about IQ loss and organ strain from drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and choose between the Opiate Gang or the Benzo Bros as you embark on quests to find the rarest loot and conquer the most challenging dungeons. Who needs a 6 pack of beer when you can chug a potion of strength and take on a horde of creepers like a boss?

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only high you’ll be chasing is the adrenaline rush of surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

Pixelated Pandemonium: A Blocky Blast from the Past!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Votes:	5384	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the game to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the pixelated world and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!

So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	New Chunks Explored:	663104
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Undead Armies Raised:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Items Found:	5065	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3973
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2920
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	7444

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!